This is a weird thought I had... woudln't Martha Stewart be a good bond villan? Think about it, she has a few HUGE mansions, which could make a good lair. She has a criminal record, and she has enough money to do what she pleases (almost). Think about it... "James Bond is sent on his most dangerous quest yet, to disarm a woman with insider information and uncanny ability to make pies."

What could a good, memorable line be for her?

For Dr. No, it was "Soften him up, I'm not finished with him yet"

For Martha Stewart, it could be "Soften him up, then we make cookies"

What do you guys think?

 

Don't forget to fluff at the end of the drying cycle.

 

[align=center]Even though I voted yes, I think there is a better villain available.



Leader of the USA, United Socialists of America [/align][align=center]Sworn enemy to what is good and Just![/align][align=center][/align][align=center]James Bond 007, License to Kill[/align]

 

Yes.. .Death to James Bond by Doilies!!!

 

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Martha: "Of course not! I expect you to DIE.......with excitement while making doilies with fashionable prints."

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And just imagine...Martha brainwashing the world's housewives into taking up arms in defence of their domestic goddess. Marching to Celine Dion music as they attack an out-numbered James Bond!
(sound of T itanic theme "My Heart Will Go On" playing in background)

 

great thinking there taz!!!! i always have enjoyed that scene from goldfinger.

Hitlary Clintonand Martha together:: Bond better get ready for the worst bitching and best applie pies of his 00 careeer.....

 

Martha brainwashing the world's housewives into taking up arms in defence of their domestic goddess.


If you think this isn't happening right now you better come back to reality and smell the double roasted coffee in designer cups.

 

Omg... if Hillary sees the Oval Office from "that" side of the desk again... I will move to Canada and learn to speak French, just so I have an excuse for all of the crap I'll be making out of the USA.

I'd rather vote for *gasp* Obama....


Oh, and back on topic. Yes, Marta would make a good villian, but I think her charachter would have to side more on the holding the world ransome for *dramatic pause* one mill....err...... ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!

Then instead of petting the ever-presentevil-cat, she'll turn on an egg timer and blow up the government officials she kidnapped to pull off her evil scheme.