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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 01:34 PM
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Hey Space, I'm surprised you didn't come up with this slightly modded quote:

"Ask not what your Monte can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Monte!" - Space dood

[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Mod `Taz, I really like your quote better, thanks[/align][align=center]"Ask not what the MCF can do 4 you, ask what you can do for[/align][align=center]the MCF"[/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
The earlier part of the thread as just what the title said... a warning to all men to watch out for me while you are drunk!



I shall seduce RJ if it is the last thing I ever do.....
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I shall seduce RJ if it is the last thing I ever do.....

Please call RJ immediately.
My cell number is: 1-937-MTY-CRLO. [sm=icon_rofl.gif]
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WTF ? LOL
What the `Freak is going on in this Thread ? LOL
Must be cabin fevor, or everyones on `drugs [8D]WoW
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Wedding date to be announced
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 06:10 PM
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I can't stop laughing.

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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 06:22 PM
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7:37pm, e.s.t.

Cell number 1-937-MTY-CRLO is dialed.
beep, boop, beep, beep, boop, beep.
ring, ring, ring.


RJ, "Hello?
Diane(Duane), "RJ, this is Diane(Duane). I love you. I want sedice you if it's the last thing I ever do.
RJ, "Okay?"
Diane(Duane), "I'm coming to Ohio tomorrow to live with you."
RJ, "Okay?"
Diane(Duane), "I want you to know I love you and your Monte Carlos."
RJ, "Okay."
Diane(Duane), "I've wanted you for a long time."
RJ, "Uh, look baby."
Diane(Duane), "I won't take no for an answer. You better understand that right now."
RJ, "I was only going to say make sure to drivethe Monte up here."
Diane(Duane), "Do you want me to bring my cowgirl outfit with me?"
RJ, "As long as it means I get your Monte Carlo, I don't care. Bring your Daisy Duke outfit if it makes you feel any better."
Diane(Duane), "OH, I was hoping you'd ask."
RJ, "Whatever."

Cell phone goes dead, 7:59pm, e.s.t.
 
Old Feb 5, 2009 | 06:35 PM
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Ohhh-kay........Getting a little creepy now. lol.
 
Old Feb 5, 2009 | 09:33 PM
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Would you like me to bring my french maid as well RJ?



Don't worry about how my hair color, complection, etc. change with the outfit.

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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 08:22 AM
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Ohhh-kay........Getting a little creepy now. lol.
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Mod `Taz, it sure is getting a little creepy LOL.[/align][align=center]My intent of this post thread was to bring some humor into[/align][align=center]our stressed `out life's . It sure has jumped track 4-Sure.[/align][align=center]The beachbums and my girlfriend have emailed me about[/align][align=center]this thread & asked if they were serious or just joking [/align][align=center]I responded, that I was not sure ?[/align][align=center]I have met several different people during my `journey of life,[/align][align=center]but I sure have met many different people on the MCF.[/align][align=center]The MCF has members from all around the World, of all ages and social/economic levels, of all races/color/creeds. I think it[/align][align=center]is a great representation of our World ~> Planet Earth.[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I like all people, as long as they are living their life's not[/align][align=center]purposely hurting others.[/align][align=center]If it`s true I wish them the best, if it is not `thanks for the[/align][align=center]creepy & funny humor.[/align][align=center]To each there own, as long as they do not `hurt.[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Ok, the saga of Diane & RJ continues LOL oh WoW[/align][align=center]Will someone post a `joke please,[/align][align=center]this thread has turned in2 a BIG JOKE [/align][align=center]ConFused in `Space[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align]
 
Old Feb 6, 2009 | 08:36 AM
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 09:00 AM
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Old Feb 6, 2009 | 11:14 AM
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[align=center]The MCF is un proudly to announce the wedding[/align][align=center]of Members R.J. and CowBoyGirl [][/align][align=center]The wedding was conducted in Weird City USA[/align][align=center]at the Monte Carlo GraveYard.[/align][align=center]Many members attended and there was a Monte Carlo[/align][align=center](Grandpa `Dave refused to attend[/align][align=center] Wedding Parade thru the town of Weird City.[/align][align=center]And members tied oil cans to the back of their Monte [/align][align=center]They are going to Monte Carlo Mountain for one of their[/align][align=center]Honeymoon Trips.(Making a special-weird film there in hopes of another X rated Cowboy moive).They are already fighting on which one[/align][align=center]of R.J.`s Monte Carlo`s they are going to drive on their Trip[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Wedding Picture of Members[/align][align=center]RJ & Duane[/align][align=center]aka Cowgirl Diane & Cowboy RJ ~>LOL[:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]They changed for the reception at their[/align][align=center]new Monte Carlo Mobile Home[:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Free Hot Dogs 2 all members that attend [][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]They had their Honeymoon or Honey-Moaned in Florida[/align][align=center]and got a all over tan at the nudist camp[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]It is the happiest RJ has ever been in his `life...LOL[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]R. J. just check`in for Cowgirl bugs.[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Posted just 4 laughs, not 2 offend any`1[/align][align=center]What a World [/align][align=center]Space 2 Space: Get a `Life will `ya, I know this is a `off topic area,[/align][align=center]but this is way `weird 4-Sure LOL [/align]
 
Old Feb 6, 2009 | 11:17 AM
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this thread is gettin very disturbing...
 



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