Tell me about your worst "Monte Moment?"
#21
11-25-2009, 02:23 PM
Oh, that's rough skylark!
My sister's BF just crashed his '87 Monte. He was drivin' along a two-lane southbound and the neigboring lane had a Saturn LS1 filled with teenage girls in it trying to pass him. He was about two car lengths away from the car in front of him and didn't want the Saturn to pass, so he closed the gap and the girls cut in anyway... He crushed her car between his and the car in front. Ridiculous... Sort of a both at fault accident.
My sister's BF just crashed his '87 Monte. He was drivin' along a two-lane southbound and the neigboring lane had a Saturn LS1 filled with teenage girls in it trying to pass him. He was about two car lengths away from the car in front of him and didn't want the Saturn to pass, so he closed the gap and the girls cut in anyway... He crushed her car between his and the car in front. Ridiculous... Sort of a both at fault accident.
#22
11-25-2009, 03:14 PM
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#23
11-26-2009, 09:56 AM
This is an easy one for me. My wife and I had gone to a local fresh produce place. It was a nice little ride, about 25 miles each way, so we took our new 06 SS.
Parked out in the middle of freakin NOWHERE, no other vehicles anywhere near my car. Come back out of the place, can't open the car door. Some ***hole had hit my brand new car and took off! I had the car for 11 days and still had the 30 day tags on it.
Crunched the door/fender. Would have been a lot worse, but I had the wheel turned and the wheel sticking out had stopped the moron who hit it.
Parked out in the middle of freakin NOWHERE, no other vehicles anywhere near my car. Come back out of the place, can't open the car door. Some ***hole had hit my brand new car and took off! I had the car for 11 days and still had the 30 day tags on it.
Crunched the door/fender. Would have been a lot worse, but I had the wheel turned and the wheel sticking out had stopped the moron who hit it.
#25
11-26-2009, 10:38 AM
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Worse Monte moment?
Buying my former 2000 LS. Don't know what I was thinking back in those days.
Other moments that rank very very close:
* Parents trading in my (er, their) 1976 Monte Carlo for a 1982 Chevette. At least the Chevette was RWD, though.
* selling my 1988 MC LS
* bashing the passenger's side front fender of my (then, Mom and Dad's) 1981 Monte Carlo on the telephone poll at the end of my grandparents' driveway. The dent is still there, too:
http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort/mc19..._02r8_jpg.html
* the hit'n'runs that my 1987 MC LS/CL has suffered
Cort | 36swm.IL | "Mr Monte Carlo"."Mr Road Trip" | pig valve.pacemaker ...drive south, Nov 09
WRMNshowcase.legos.HO.models.MCs.RTs.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort
"Don't look now, things just got worse" ... Dog's Eye View ... 'Everything Falls Apart'
Buying my former 2000 LS. Don't know what I was thinking back in those days.
Other moments that rank very very close:
* Parents trading in my (er, their) 1976 Monte Carlo for a 1982 Chevette. At least the Chevette was RWD, though.
* selling my 1988 MC LS
* bashing the passenger's side front fender of my (then, Mom and Dad's) 1981 Monte Carlo on the telephone poll at the end of my grandparents' driveway. The dent is still there, too:
http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort/mc19..._02r8_jpg.html
* the hit'n'runs that my 1987 MC LS/CL has suffered
Cort | 36swm.IL | "Mr Monte Carlo"."Mr Road Trip" | pig valve.pacemaker ...drive south, Nov 09
WRMNshowcase.legos.HO.models.MCs.RTs.CHD = http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort
"Don't look now, things just got worse" ... Dog's Eye View ... 'Everything Falls Apart'
#26
11-27-2009, 12:21 AM
Ok boys you wanted to know more in depth detail about the monte moment that involves nudity and the cops? OK so... most of y'all who know me, KNOW I am divorced. Have been for quite some time. I was out on a date with a "hottie with a body" (I know how cliche right) And things were getting REALLY out of hand in the front seat... so.... let's just say a cop rolls up on us and we're on the hood of my '98 LS... the hood didn't have a sunken in spot BEFORE these activities.... and afterwards you could SEE the slight dent from where my *** was setting.
Not to mention the dent it left in my wallet.
Not to mention the dent it left in my wallet.
