well then..

 

Random Space fact?....

Cowboy Duane is really Space.

Or is he?

You never see them logged on at the same time. Just sayin'

 

When Space orders a beer, the beer obeys...


Space sweeps the floor with his eyelashes....


Space taxes the IRS.


Space does not actually drink coffee. He eats coffee beans and brews the coffee in his stomach.


Space doesn't cry... his eyes sweat....


His car doesn't get MPG's... it gets LYPGS... Light YEars Per Gallon.....

 

Space doesn't have a birth certificate, he has a certificate of completion

Space doesn't have a birthday, he just has a build date

 

IN my Book.....

Space is all knowing all seeing!...


So be aware:

SPACE IS WATCHING YOU!!!!
all-ways....

 

These two are actually true. Space has no birth certificate. He was dropped off at his grandfathers by his mother and she never returned for him.... what he has is a sworn statement by this grandfather.

But I'm overstepping my bounds in telling that story.....


So his birthday of December 1 may be a rough guess?

 

Apparantly Space is Santa Claus.

 

The Soviet Union collapsed shortly after his birth. This is not a coincidence.