Was looking around for impala taillights so I can tint someones for my side business, needless to say I came across this add.

Hey Thanks For Checking Out My Impala Iv Only Had It A Year And Iv Done Alot To It Since I Owned It. I Had Some 22" Player 902 Rims On It And Den I Had To Step It Up And Get The 24" Starr 958 Wheels They Look Really Good I Can Have Em All Chrome Or i Can Have Em All Black Il Post Up Pics. With Em All Balck N Yall Can Let Me Know What You Think?? I Put A Full Kicker System In It I Have Two (2) 15" Kicker Comps With A zx750.1 Kicker Amp With All Kicker 4 Gauges Wire Got The Whole Trunk Dynamated And Stil It Cant Hold Da Bass It Gots The 7" Flip Out In Da Dash.Has 5% Tint All The Way Around So Yall Cant See Me Also Has Da Tinted Tail Lights Has Blue HID Head Lights With Da Grille To Set Off Da Front End Got The Weapon R Intake To Add Some HP'S Cuz Dem 24's HEAVY Also Got Dem Chrome Pillars The Tint Sets Em OFF And Thats Bout It So Far Im Lookin To Paint It Next Im Thinkin Sliver And Black Dat 2 Tone.. But Idk Yet... Check It Out Im Gonna Get Pics. Of Everything For Yall But This Is What I Got So Far So Rate It Tel Me What You Think!!

He sold it so someone gansta' saw it...

 

Stopped reading at "...22" Player 902 Rims" and started laughing Truly abysmal ad.


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"Has 5% Tint All The Way Around So Yall Cant See Me"




What a baller.

 

Targeted advertising at it's finest.

 

That's where it really got me

 

that is hilarious

 

Very true! Even though it may not have been the author's intention lol..

 

No Class, possibly no education. Probably had to sell it before the rent to own place came to repo da wheels and da system!

 

I hate those ads lol there was one witht he same type of wording for a 87 monte carlo ss on craigslist a year or so ago. And when I was trying to trade my Camaro on craiglist for a monte carlo I clearly wrote a 00-05 monte carlo and this guy left me a voice mail I could barely understand wanting to trade me an 85 monte for it. Was somehting like this : "yo chris i saw ya add on craigs bro and i gots dis 85 monte carla SS yu know what it iz brah got dem twenty fow inch rimz cuz and gots a kicka sound system up in that sh** clean as hell dawg...." It wen ton and on about the car and could barely understand him when my voicemal cut him off lmao

 

Hahahaha, I hope Mike doesn't yell at you for making this thread.

 

I wouldn't even consider buying form let alone finish reading the ad.