In a brand new
Cadillac


Doing 65 mph


With her
Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds !


And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,


Still working on that makeup.


As a man,

I don't scare easily.


But she scared me so much;
I dropped
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My electric shaver,


Which knocked

The donut

Out of my other hand.

In all
The confusion of trying
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To straighten out the car


Using my knees against
The steering wheel,


it knocked

my cell phone


away from my ear


which fell


into the coffee

between my legs,


splashed,


and burned


the "Family jeweles,"


ruined the damn phone,


soaked my trousers,


and disconnected an

important call.


Damn women drivers!
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lmao!!! thats so true sometimes...cell phones are actually illegal up here now when your driving...
and all the other stuff too...sometimes its funny watching what people do in their cars

 

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What I posted above was an email sent by a guy I talk with on the net.

I thought the MCFmembers would get a kick out of reading it.

Please don't think I'm stereotyping women as bad drivers.

I got chewed on a bit over on the 2kMC web site for going along with a post about women being bad drivers when I was just having a bit of fun. It was nothing personal.