I feel your pain. A short story...............
I recently returned home from a stay in Iowa I was in the town of Waterloo.
The Hotel had recently put in a new Cable TV system.
When I am away for extending stays 7 to 8 months I take a DVD player along so I can watch a movie on occasion. They had trouble getting it work but finally were able to help.
The Manager asked me what my favorite movies were. I indicated John Wayne Westerns.
But I got a new series for Christmas by the discovery channel called Dogfights an animated series.
She looked at me appalled that I would watch anything about Dogs Fighting.
I am like Seriously!!!!!!! You obviously don't have any Idea of History and Air warfare, Dogfighting is a Air battle Like Top Gun.
I suggested she do an online History Course!

Here to we also have many new folks that start out but never interact unless they have a Car fix issue and once they get it fixed they are gone??
We need to have a site that is accessible from the Smart Phone and they can play games on it. I see people walking around all the time doing that. They don't even watch out for Traffic?

But actually I would sooner have a working Light Saber if you had that you could sell it for several Millions.
Great subject

 

I feel like I would be held captive by the government and interrogated in a secret confinement camp. Telling them I acquired a real working light saber on an online car forum......

Ill just take the money and run..

Although, the may have the same questions about how I got the million dollars..

 

But you could fight your way out with a real working light saber. Maybe the question is if you'd have the Jedi reflexes to stop the bullets.

I figure it's pretty easy to steal a million bucks with a light saber too

 

I stand corrected

 

Well, I gotta pick the million bucks for this one... by the way, it's a full million dollars after taxes, right?

Of course the lightsaber'd be cool and all, but I can definitely imagine the newfound owner getting carried away while swinging it around and slicing themselves apart; how are you gonna explain that to the paramedics??

 

As long as it's just a limb, I think you'd be fine. They hack off arms with them all the time. I think the blade has a self-sealing characteristic to automatically cauterize the blood. Where not quite there yet, but in a few years they'll give you a new robotic arm that you can cover with a glove and nobody will know the difference.