OPENING WEEKEND!
#21
RE: OPENING WEEKEND!
ORIGINAL: rj
I'm kind of surprised the MCFs moderators haven't put me in time out yet. [sm=loser.gif]
Craig,
Fishing? Hey I know a couple things about fishin'
Landing a big one.
I'm kind of surprised the MCFs moderators haven't put me in time out yet. [sm=loser.gif]
Craig,
Fishing? Hey I know a couple things about fishin'
Landing a big one.
Looks like I need to take fishing lessons from rj.
#24
RE: OPENING WEEKEND!
A true story -- Just for you RJ
I was pre-fishing for a tournament and I found this quiet section of the lake where it looked like no one went. I had my electric troll motor down and I was working this shoreline when I noticed a boat anchored about 200-feet away. As I continue to work my way along this shore am getting closer and closer to that boat. Behind the console was a young man drinking a beer and smiling ear to ear. The closer I got, the more evident it was why he was smiling so big. Laying on both the bow and aftdecks were two young ladies totally nude sunbathing.
Well... I work my way along side the boat... and being a gentleman, I said, "Good Morning Ladies,"which scared the heck out of both of them as they jumped and tried to cover themselves with their hands. I tried to calm them down, "Relax ladies, I'm just passing by," but it didn't seem to relax them too much, although they did stop trying to cover themselves as they started beating the heck out of the young man. He laughed as they beat him and I just enjoyed the view. But it did distract me and it took about 20-minutes for me to get my concentration back enough to start catching fish again.
Another time, I was fishing in a tournament and I found this great spot, but it required me to pole my way into. Well... I poling back to this quiet spot and I stumbled onto a group of young ladies camping and they were chasing each other around their camp nude. Well, I tried not to pay attention as I worked my way pass them, but they were not going to have none of that... because once one of the saw me they ran to the shoreline and started jumping up and down waving and screaming, "Hey mister, you trying to fish?" "Canwe fish with you?" "Come on mister, don't you want to play with us?"
Oh... I had to remind myself I was married, and that I was in a tournament a thousand times in about 5-minutes. But I did manage to come in 2nd place and won a little more than a $1000. But even if I came in last place... I would always remember that tournament!
I was pre-fishing for a tournament and I found this quiet section of the lake where it looked like no one went. I had my electric troll motor down and I was working this shoreline when I noticed a boat anchored about 200-feet away. As I continue to work my way along this shore am getting closer and closer to that boat. Behind the console was a young man drinking a beer and smiling ear to ear. The closer I got, the more evident it was why he was smiling so big. Laying on both the bow and aftdecks were two young ladies totally nude sunbathing.
Well... I work my way along side the boat... and being a gentleman, I said, "Good Morning Ladies,"which scared the heck out of both of them as they jumped and tried to cover themselves with their hands. I tried to calm them down, "Relax ladies, I'm just passing by," but it didn't seem to relax them too much, although they did stop trying to cover themselves as they started beating the heck out of the young man. He laughed as they beat him and I just enjoyed the view. But it did distract me and it took about 20-minutes for me to get my concentration back enough to start catching fish again.
Another time, I was fishing in a tournament and I found this great spot, but it required me to pole my way into. Well... I poling back to this quiet spot and I stumbled onto a group of young ladies camping and they were chasing each other around their camp nude. Well, I tried not to pay attention as I worked my way pass them, but they were not going to have none of that... because once one of the saw me they ran to the shoreline and started jumping up and down waving and screaming, "Hey mister, you trying to fish?" "Canwe fish with you?" "Come on mister, don't you want to play with us?"
Oh... I had to remind myself I was married, and that I was in a tournament a thousand times in about 5-minutes. But I did manage to come in 2nd place and won a little more than a $1000. But even if I came in last place... I would always remember that tournament!
#25
RE: OPENING WEEKEND!
Forget the $!,000. Time to play with a bunch of young honeys.
I used to ride my 10 speed bike every day. There used to be these two young ladies who were in the city park every single day. One day I was headed home and one of these ladies yelled, "Hey mister. you want to come play with us?"
I didn't but I should have.
There's a creek about 1/8 mile from my house. This group of ladies used to go skinny dipping in it during the summer. One night they must have not been watching for car lights cause when I came around this bend in the road, two of them were standing in my headlights..... showing me their headlights. [sm=smiley20.gif]
I almost wrecked my car. [sm=shades.gif]
I used to ride my 10 speed bike every day. There used to be these two young ladies who were in the city park every single day. One day I was headed home and one of these ladies yelled, "Hey mister. you want to come play with us?"
I didn't but I should have.
There's a creek about 1/8 mile from my house. This group of ladies used to go skinny dipping in it during the summer. One night they must have not been watching for car lights cause when I came around this bend in the road, two of them were standing in my headlights..... showing me their headlights. [sm=smiley20.gif]
I almost wrecked my car. [sm=shades.gif]
#26
RE: OPENING WEEKEND!
ORIGINAL: Cowboy6622
save money by not buying everything at the grocery store too right
save money by not buying everything at the grocery store too right
Uh, yeah, right, LMAO. A side a beef is cheaper than deer hunting, but deer taste much better and you know they aren't pumped full ofchemicals. I do a little hunting, but prefer to hunt with my camera. But my husband and son are avid hunters. The last couple of years they have really gotten into duck and goose hunting.
Good luck.
#28
RE: OPENING WEEKEND!
man i think i need to start to go fishing also.
but i have walked up on a place way back int he woods and climbed up in my deer stand real early. and as i was sitting there nice a quiet there was some noise i looked over and seen the two ladies that were comming threw the woods. and you could tell they had been here before they never even thought of looking up. then i heard more noise and one guy was coming down the trail. they all met about 30 foot from the tree i was in . and then BOOM!!!!!!! he didtn have a chance and the one lady came back just to see if he was really gone . thought i was ging to be kicked to death.
but man i have to say it made good eats!!
but i have walked up on a place way back int he woods and climbed up in my deer stand real early. and as i was sitting there nice a quiet there was some noise i looked over and seen the two ladies that were comming threw the woods. and you could tell they had been here before they never even thought of looking up. then i heard more noise and one guy was coming down the trail. they all met about 30 foot from the tree i was in . and then BOOM!!!!!!! he didtn have a chance and the one lady came back just to see if he was really gone . thought i was ging to be kicked to death.
but man i have to say it made good eats!!
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