>Let's Play Word Association ?<
#3160
SCALE
3 elderly ladies were at a Bus Depot back in the 50's-60's, The was an old fashioned Scale there. You drop in a penny a card comes out tells your future and your weight.
1st one tries it (Card comes out) Says you are a little old lady you weigh 120 lbs when you get off the scale you will take three steps top the right and pass gas? She was infuriated, then shocked because it happened. The next one did the same thing, had the same fortune as the 1st, she was mad too. The 3rd hops up on the Scale and drops in a penny, Card comes out says, you are an elderly little old lady, and while you were Standing her Pharting around you missed your BUS!