WoW `Duane,
I think your thread has gone viral. I could'nt believe
the hits ~> WoW.

I just checked my mail & my grandfather said that it's
a hit at my Beach Village Family + my g/f said that everyone at the hospital checked it out ~> LOL +

We never know when we post anything on the `Web (or the MCF ), who will be reading our words;
anywhere on Planet `Earth & beyond..

I know the SpaceStation is connected to the `web & I believe that it may be read by other (Unknown's) in our Universe (LOL)

I just hope I'm half as good of that character KidSpace ? ~> 4-Sure LOL ~>

Thanks for creating a fun thread for everyone + kicking up the activity for our forum..

.. I really laughed at many of them...I think many of our member's could have a 2nd profession as a comic writer, or drug dealer : ) LOL

Got 2 check a few thread & get 2 work...Thanks `Duane & Member's for adding your SuperSuper Funnie's

 

When Space is watching TV the commercials skip themselves.

When space is fishing the fish jump into the boat and then the frying pan.

Kid's hair does not grow unless he tells it to.

 

His favorite exhaust system is the dual o-pipe...



He once convinced a Honda owner to buy a 710 cap...



He picked up 75 bhp by installing piston return springs...



He invented seasonal tire air...

He can convert any car to AWD...



He can lower any car in minutes...



KidSpace raced his skateboard against a tube frame, blown, nitroused big block powered 'Stang . . . and won.

In fact, KidSpace has never seen the tail lights of a Ford..... or any other car for that matter.

KidSpace car can pull more lateral G forces than a NASA centrifuge.

He knows exactly how fast he can go before blowing the side view mirrors off of his car.

Space idles at 4000 rpms.

KidSpace refuses to race motorcycle because he claims it is unfair.... to them.

One night, KidSpace took the train home from work. He still refuses to give it back.

KidSpace birth coincides with the demise of the Soviet Union. This is not a coincidence.

He holds the CIA's most confidential documents for them.

KidSpace has his own satelite...

His stomach can digest rocks.

His heart has variable valve timing.

If one connected the dots with the freckles on his face, it would form the shape of the Nurburgring.

His joints are all fitted with a grease fitting.

 

His sweat can be used to clean precious metals
His skin has the texture of dolphins
If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hearhisthoughts
He once punched a horse to the ground

 

Kid doesn't sleep he just uses high voltage forklift charger to recharge!

 

Stop Signs were invented just in case Kid happened to be going through the neighborhood so no one got in his way.

 

KidSpace doesn't need a torque wrench. For him, finger tight is more than enough. And better than Loctite.

 

Kid is just like any normal person, he puts his pants on 3 legs at a time.

 

Sunami's are really caused by space doing a cannonball into the ocean

 

I don't know how I missed this thread - great stuff!