KidSpace was never born, he was hatched...

He has a porcupine seat cover.

KidSpace only uses synthetic blinker fluid.

He passes over 5 Hour Energy in favor of STP Octane Booster.

KidSpace cleans his intestines with Sea Foam.

His feces contain carbon monoxide.

He has never been in a traffic jam. You can speculate as to why.

KidSpace wears a string bikini.

KidSpace favorite passtime is putting slinkies on escalators....

He is machine washable.

He has seen ET 1483 times...

 

rather than 12 steps, kidspace completed AA in 2

he makes his grilled cheese by simply staring at it

he taught dale earnhardt how to drive

he's been known to go noodling...for sharks

 

Whenever he slows down, red lights illuminate his butt cheeks....


Blood is retained inside his body by Fel-Pro gaskets and Permatex Gray RTV.

 

Kidspace likes to play on the wild side. He likes to play with wild bulls. One day while playing with the bulls he called time out because he felt he was a quart low. The bull didn't stop the play and charged Kidspace and he spilled his quart of oil. Kidspace hates losing a quart of 20-50. I'm not saying that Kidspace has a temper, but prior to that day we never had beef jerky. When asked what happened Kidspace smiles and says "Good Jerky Huh!" He never said anything else but I think we can connect the dots. When kidspace tires of bulls he plays with Gators too. Gator jerky is a specialty here in Florida. Kidspace only smiles.

 

Top Gear the stig intro - YouTube

Listen to that, we all know Space is the Stig.

 

WoW, I think humans are funny 4-Sure Don't You ?

This Thread is Crazy`Fun
Thanks`Duane & EveryOne for posting & sharing some laughs
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...OK, he's below...
Please don't worry, I'm in control of things I Think ?

WoW, 4-Sure....Join us in the `Fun, we messed up Earth, join us on Planet `Space

 

LoL EnZo Brock & Member's,
I am so out of the loop that I did not know who this "Stig" dude was...I don't have cable TV or watch that much TV...I check out Top Gear on the Web, but never ran in2 this "Stig" Character

Looks alien 2 me
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I did not know that the MCF had so many Funny - Talented - Creative Member's ~> WoW....I can't choose just one funny posts, because there's 2 many of them...

Thanks EveryOne for sharing & creating some funny activity on the MCF....EnZo Brock, thanks for that super funny video link & all of yours & member's post & contributions....

p.s. Thanks Cowboy `Duane for your Thread & Funnies
I hope it's never ending...I rather see people laugh then `cry 4-Sure....."I shall return"~> Peace/Out from `Space

 

A while ago I said he went from Chuck Norris to the Stig... honestly, don't you read my posts :p

 

...LoL `Mod Mike, yes I did read it & did not know who you were talking about I just looked it up 2day...You seem to be able to keep `up on everything, but I always seem to be low on space fuel at the end of my night shift & have problems keeping track of everything I read in the mornings : ) I'd like to be a "Stig", especially if he gets paid to test cars 4-Sure WoW, getting paid 4 something that U love 2 `do = Happiness
Thanks `Mike
p.s. `Mike, I was going to post that I have all your posts `BLOCKED ~>LOL

 

I only used two of the Stig Facts shown in that video...

I took mine from a variety of sources. Some are modified Stig Facts, some are modified Chuck Norris facts, some are Cowboy6622 originals!!!


KidSpace once went for a swim and accidently caused a tsunami to hit Japan....

He believes nuclear warheads are outdated technology.

He once drank Charlie Sheen under the table.

Despite how awesome KidSpace is now, his first car was a pink Toyota... and he has never gotten over it....