KidSpace Facts
#21
12-14-2011, 01:21 PM
Some say... that he refers to his heart as an oil pump.
KidSpace plays with Barbie dolls for recreation.
He is banned from California for failing their emissions test.
KidSpace once took down a burgler in his home by pointing a finger at him and whispering, "Bang."
KidSpace won a poker game with just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
When KidSpace erection lasts more than 4 hours, he doesn't call anyone, because that's exactly how long he lasts.
KidSpace plays with Barbie dolls for recreation.
He is banned from California for failing their emissions test.
KidSpace once took down a burgler in his home by pointing a finger at him and whispering, "Bang."
KidSpace won a poker game with just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
When KidSpace erection lasts more than 4 hours, he doesn't call anyone, because that's exactly how long he lasts.
#23
12-14-2011, 01:58 PM
KidSpace soaks up so much sun that it is cloudy for everyone else.
has anyone ever even met this kid called Space? Is he a fictional character?
Space can't have sex because he burns to much rubber(sorry-had to)
has anyone ever even met this kid called Space? Is he a fictional character?
Space can't have sex because he burns to much rubber(sorry-had to)
#24
12-14-2011, 02:03 PM
Kidspace created area 51 to throw others off his track.
He uses Daytona International Speedway as his own personal fitness jogging track. His personal best is 50 laps in under 3 minutes. He is baffled as to why NASCAR tries limiting speeds to 200 M.P.H.
Kidspace fried his computer literally. His telepathic link went down so he had to keyboard. He typed so fast his keys melted.
He uses Daytona International Speedway as his own personal fitness jogging track. His personal best is 50 laps in under 3 minutes. He is baffled as to why NASCAR tries limiting speeds to 200 M.P.H.
Kidspace fried his computer literally. His telepathic link went down so he had to keyboard. He typed so fast his keys melted.
Last edited by mousehousemoparman; 12-14-2011 at 05:32 PM.
#26
12-14-2011, 03:20 PM
Space blood pressure is measured in PSI.
KidSpace can drain the antifreeze out of a motorcycle.
KidSpace can change muffler bearings.
He can make the tires on his car dizzy.
He uses left handed wrenches.
KidSpace once sold a gallon of sailboat fuel.
He is the only known person who can use a skyhook.
KidSpace can drain the antifreeze out of a motorcycle.
KidSpace can change muffler bearings.
He can make the tires on his car dizzy.
He uses left handed wrenches.
KidSpace once sold a gallon of sailboat fuel.
He is the only known person who can use a skyhook.
#27
12-14-2011, 03:25 PM
Space we couldn't trash you. We are a big family and we are not dysfunctional for the most part, just very quirky. We love the Space contributions.
#28
12-14-2011, 04:02 PM
KidSpace can carry a bucket of steam.
KidSpace enjoys changing thermostats on Volkswagons.
He once ran a NASCAR race at Charlotte. However, while he was putting a 3rd lap on 2nd place Jimmie Johnson (15 laps into the race), Johnson pointed out that the apostrophe between the words "Mod" and "Space" was missing. Space parked the car and refused to drive it until it was fixed.
KidSpace contemplated a career in Indy Car, but when he found out they don't run Daytona, he refused to sign a contract.
He also scoffs at the low speeds of IRL, NASCAR, and NHRA.
KidSpace stole the doors off of every motorcycle in the world.
KidSpace enjoys changing thermostats on Volkswagons.
He once ran a NASCAR race at Charlotte. However, while he was putting a 3rd lap on 2nd place Jimmie Johnson (15 laps into the race), Johnson pointed out that the apostrophe between the words "Mod" and "Space" was missing. Space parked the car and refused to drive it until it was fixed.
KidSpace contemplated a career in Indy Car, but when he found out they don't run Daytona, he refused to sign a contract.
He also scoffs at the low speeds of IRL, NASCAR, and NHRA.
KidSpace stole the doors off of every motorcycle in the world.
#29
12-14-2011, 04:14 PM
He once ran a NASCAR race at Charlotte. However, while he was putting a 3rd lap on 2nd place Jimmie Johnson (15 laps into the race), Johnson pointed out that the apostrophe between the words "Mod" and "Space" was missing. Space parked the car and refused to drive it until it was fixed.
