So, I have a habit of going out driving to get my mind off of things, and today was one of those days where I really needed the drive. I was a casket bearer at my aunts funeral yesterday, and just wanted to think and maybe drive fast and work some anger out.

I did manage to get some thinking done, all along the lines of what kind of new traffic laws we need.

1. It should be legal to PIT any vehicle travel 5mph or more below the speed limit.

2. A driver's license should be revoked for puling out to pass, and then not passing.

3. Mopeds should be limited to streets with a speed limit of 25mph or less.

4. All country roads should have a center lane for passing only.

5. No white kid should be allowed to wear a sideways hat while listening to 50 Cent while driving his moms Passat. Or engage in any 2 of those 3 activities in any combination.

6. I should be permitted to put a police light bar on my car to get the aforementioned road pests out of my way.

If I missed anything feel free to add it to the list

 

Semis and cops that ride your butt should have their licenses revoked.

 

Semi's that cut you off when no one is behind you (instead of waiting the 10 seconds for you to pass) and then spend 5 min completing a pass on another semi doing 55-60 MPH in a 70MPH zone...this pisses me off like no other!

 

And big suburbans that total your monte should be arrested and thrown in jail!!!

---sorry... bad day yesterday....

 

People on their cell phone (without hands free device) should not only have their license revoked, but have them and the car hit with am EMP.

loose your license, your car, and your new iphone!

 

You anti phone people lol. Im guilty of driving texting and eating icecream while driving on gravel. I shouldnt have my license lol

 

ahh, i forgot texting...that is the worst...
you're right, you should not have your license, lol

 

Putting construction cones up when no one is working for more then 1 mile.

 

Just ran to get some beer, and have 2 additions to my list.

1. When the big red and white thing with flashing lights and backwards lettering on the hood and the blaring siren comes flying up behind you, get the #$%! out of the way, we call those ambulances and they have real important stuff to do.

2. All drivers tests must include driving through a parking lot, and correctly parking your automobile in one (1) space. 90% of the population will not get this right and thus receive an automatic failure of their test.

 

park near cars of equal value and don't hit them with the door.

i love it when a 1980 Toyota corolla with the doors rusting apart park near my car.