Just need to vent
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Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 385
From: Stevens Point, WI
Just need to vent
So, I have a habit of going out driving to get my mind off of things, and today was one of those days where I really needed the drive. I was a casket bearer at my aunts funeral yesterday, and just wanted to think and maybe drive fast and work some anger out.
I did manage to get some thinking done, all along the lines of what kind of new traffic laws we need.
1. It should be legal to PIT any vehicle travel 5mph or more below the speed limit.
2. A driver's license should be revoked for puling out to pass, and then not passing.
3. Mopeds should be limited to streets with a speed limit of 25mph or less.
4. All country roads should have a center lane for passing only.
5. No white kid should be allowed to wear a sideways hat while listening to 50 Cent while driving his moms Passat. Or engage in any 2 of those 3 activities in any combination.
6. I should be permitted to put a police light bar on my car to get the aforementioned road pests out of my way.
If I missed anything feel free to add it to the list
I did manage to get some thinking done, all along the lines of what kind of new traffic laws we need.
1. It should be legal to PIT any vehicle travel 5mph or more below the speed limit.
2. A driver's license should be revoked for puling out to pass, and then not passing.
3. Mopeds should be limited to streets with a speed limit of 25mph or less.
4. All country roads should have a center lane for passing only.
5. No white kid should be allowed to wear a sideways hat while listening to 50 Cent while driving his moms Passat. Or engage in any 2 of those 3 activities in any combination.
6. I should be permitted to put a police light bar on my car to get the aforementioned road pests out of my way.
If I missed anything feel free to add it to the list
Monte Of The Month -- January 2010
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 8,464
From: San Jose, CA
Semi's that cut you off when no one is behind you (instead of waiting the 10 seconds for you to pass) and then spend 5 min completing a pass on another semi doing 55-60 MPH in a 70MPH zone...this pisses me off like no other!
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 852
From: Dayton, ohio
ahh, i forgot texting...that is the worst...
you're right, you should not have your license, lol
Thread Starter
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 385
From: Stevens Point, WI
Just ran to get some beer, and have 2 additions to my list.
1. When the big red and white thing with flashing lights and backwards lettering on the hood and the blaring siren comes flying up behind you, get the #$%! out of the way, we call those ambulances and they have real important stuff to do.
2. All drivers tests must include driving through a parking lot, and correctly parking your automobile in one (1) space. 90% of the population will not get this right and thus receive an automatic failure of their test.
1. When the big red and white thing with flashing lights and backwards lettering on the hood and the blaring siren comes flying up behind you, get the #$%! out of the way, we call those ambulances and they have real important stuff to do.
2. All drivers tests must include driving through a parking lot, and correctly parking your automobile in one (1) space. 90% of the population will not get this right and thus receive an automatic failure of their test.
