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Old Mar 3, 2009 | 09:18 PM
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Indian Chief 'Two eagles' was asked by one of are government official,

'you have observed the white man for 90 years. you've seen his wars and his
technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did this country go wrong?

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.
'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty
beaver,clean water. Women did all the work, medicine man free. Indian man spend all
day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could
improve system like that.
 
Old Mar 3, 2009 | 09:31 PM
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I vote to bring back that system.
 
Old Mar 3, 2009 | 09:45 PM
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hahahahahahahahahah awesome and true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Old Mar 3, 2009 | 09:51 PM
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ORIGINAL: JJsRYD

I vote to bring back that system.
Me too.
 
Old Mar 3, 2009 | 09:58 PM
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that is funny as hell what a way oflife
 
Old Mar 3, 2009 | 10:17 PM
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I like all of that, sounds pretty much perfect. To bad we wouldnt have montes if we stayed with that.
 
Old Mar 4, 2009 | 11:05 AM
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Bring back the ways of my ancestors. [sm=icon_cheers.gif]
 
Old Mar 4, 2009 | 11:36 AM
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I like all of that, sounds pretty much perfect. To bad we wouldnt have montes if we stayed with that.
Or as most men would say... a small price to pay.

I'm waiting on a female member to post a comment!
 
Old Mar 4, 2009 | 11:50 AM
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lol
 
Old Mar 4, 2009 | 06:12 PM
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Sounds like a plan to me.
 

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