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Old 03-03-2009, 09:18 PM
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Indian Chief 'Two eagles' was asked by one of are government official,

'you have observed the white man for 90 years. you've seen his wars and his
technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did this country go wrong?

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.
'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty
beaver,clean water. Women did all the work, medicine man free. Indian man spend all
day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could
improve system like that.
 
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Old 03-03-2009, 09:31 PM
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I vote to bring back that system.
 
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hahahahahahahahahah awesome and true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I vote to bring back that system.
Me too.
 
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that is funny as hell what a way oflife
 
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:17 PM
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I like all of that, sounds pretty much perfect. To bad we wouldnt have montes if we stayed with that.
 
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Old 03-04-2009, 11:05 AM
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Bring back the ways of my ancestors. [sm=icon_cheers.gif]
 
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Old 03-04-2009, 11:36 AM
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ORIGINAL: Enzo354

I like all of that, sounds pretty much perfect. To bad we wouldnt have montes if we stayed with that.
Or as most men would say... a small price to pay.

I'm waiting on a female member to post a comment!
 
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Old 03-04-2009, 11:50 AM
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lol
 
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Old 03-04-2009, 06:12 PM
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Sounds like a plan to me.
 


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