It's OK 2 LOL : )
#81
09-22-2007, 10:18 AM
RE: It's OK 2 LOL : )
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[/align][align=center]I'm going to go wash my Monte Carlo.....later....[/align][align=center]I'm going to go make a post to the MCF that will help the member's....[/align][align=center]I'll do it pretty soon, .....Please standby : )[/align]
[/align][align=center]I'm going to go wash my Monte Carlo.....later....[/align][align=center]I'm going to go make a post to the MCF that will help the member's....[/align][align=center]I'll do it pretty soon, .....Please standby : )[/align]
#82
10-21-2007, 05:01 PM
RE: It's OK 2 LOL : )
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for checking in , ok....have another....`ok, one more : )
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#83
10-22-2007, 01:09 PM
RE: It's OK 2 LOL : )
Planning that wedding? Getting cold feet? Having second thoughts? As the dreaded day draws closer, maybe you're beginning to feel you're getting more that you bargained for. An interfering mother-in-law laying down the law. Your partner not fully understanding your needs. Now you're beginning to wonder what the heck you ever saw in him/her.
Then there's the hassle of all those preparations for the big day, trying to please everybody when you're really pleasing nobody, especially yourself. And the day will probably end up in a big booze-up with everybody drunk, saying rude things to one another and fighting.
As Mae West said, marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
There's only one solution. why don't you do just what the sign says, run like hell, flee while you can. It's never too late.
#85
11-09-2007, 09:54 AM
RE: It's OK 2 LOL : )
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A Fairytale Story
One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly,
did not winge, nag or complain...
did not winge, nag or complain...
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But this was a long, long time ago.....
and it was just ONE day.
But this was a long, long time ago.....
and it was just ONE day.
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The End.
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The End.
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man named `Spacewho asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless man.
Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
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#87
11-12-2007, 09:58 AM
RE: It's OK 2 LOL : )
[align=center]Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seatmate who keeps
talking to you and snooping at everything you are reading?[/align][align=center]Next time just follow these simple instructions, and get ready to
enjoy your well-earned privacy:[/align][align=center]1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.[/align][align=center]2. Remove your laptop and open it.[/align][align=center]3. Start up.[/align][align=center]4. Make sure the annoying guy can clearly see the screen.[/align][align=center]5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky - take a very deep
breath[/align][align=center]6. Click on the following web address:
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http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
7. Watch him zhit his pants[/align][align=center]* ** *[/align][align=center] 
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talking to you and snooping at everything you are reading?[/align][align=center]Next time just follow these simple instructions, and get ready to
enjoy your well-earned privacy:[/align][align=center]1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.[/align][align=center]2. Remove your laptop and open it.[/align][align=center]3. Start up.[/align][align=center]4. Make sure the annoying guy can clearly see the screen.[/align][align=center]5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky - take a very deep
breath[/align][align=center]6. Click on the following web address:
[:-]
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
7. Watch him zhit his pants[/align][align=center]*
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