The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty
little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing
all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says,
"I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle
drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save
them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the
candle maker and every now and then, they send us a
free box of candles."



"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that
his question actually had a practical answer. So he
thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious
way... "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases?
What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"

Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, " we actually
collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back to
the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a
box of matzo *****."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to
fluster the rabbi, "Well,Rabbi," he went on, "what do
you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?
"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi.
"What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we
have enough we actually send them to the Internal
Revenue Service."

"Internal Revenue Service?," questioned the auditor in
disbelief.

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue
Service. And about once a year, they send us a little
***** like you