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Old 09-03-2012, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Enzo354
Mine would be a girl who is pretty slow, not the smartest, but looks good and is sick all the time.
Who has been riden a long and hard time and who has been modified to the poitn where her mother wouldn't recognize her....



 
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Old 09-03-2012, 03:41 PM
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My Monte is a Boy....although with the sounds he makes, I think he is more a decepticon...

Don't mind calling it a Boy....General Lee....K.I.T.T.....Goliath.....Bumblebee

Sylver/GTO is a girl, but a Kick *** Girl like Milla Jovovich in resident evil, or Lara Croft...etc..

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Old 09-03-2012, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Cowboy6622
Most men will think of their cars as women, btw, because most men have issues climbing inside a man and turning him on and making his wheels go round and round.....
How true...Never thought of it that way
 
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Old 09-03-2012, 03:48 PM
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Black Licorice is a sexy girl whose sweet like candy, but has some attitude if provoked
 
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Originally Posted by Cowboy6622
Most men will think of their cars as women, btw, because most men have issues climbing inside a man and turning him on and making his wheels go round and round.....
Well, now I feel really weird. My Monte is a muscular girl (because after all, her grandparents were muscle cars)...and I'm a girl.... but after reading Cowboy Duane's comment I'm going to feel funny climbing into her front seat, grabbing her wheel, twisting the dial on her radio, gently brushing the dust off her dashboard, and stomping on the go pedal to get us out to the highway.

Does this make me gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that....)
 
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Old 09-03-2012, 05:20 PM
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See, women don't have the same issue.
 
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Mine are girls because I treat them as such. I spend lots of money getting them things to look nice and feel better. When they need something I buy it for them. I spend at least 2-3 hours a week rubbing her down to make her feel nice. When I feel like I need something extra, I do something crazy with them to get the blood pumping. Cars are women.
 
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Old 09-03-2012, 06:01 PM
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Hmm, mine would be that girl that you didn't quite find attractive at first but have come to like. Not the best looking, strongest or coolest, but she has a few hidden talents that make her good
 
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Old 09-03-2012, 06:11 PM
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Crap. This is one of the few times it sucks to own one of the nascar driver editions. Can I at least say it's Dale Jr's girlfriend? She's hot.
 
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Originally Posted by Possum
Well, now I feel really weird. My Monte is a muscular girl (because after all, her grandparents were muscle cars)...and I'm a girl.... but after reading Cowboy Duane's comment I'm going to feel funny climbing into her front seat, grabbing her wheel, twisting the dial on her radio, gently brushing the dust off her dashboard, and stomping on the go pedal to get us out to the highway.

Does this make me gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that....)
Dang you make us guys want to watch you drive your car..lol
 


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