i met a a-hole today
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RE: i met a a-hole today
I think a bit of "intelligent" body work would be in order. We'd shame the car... Debadge it.... and Blue-Oval it. Remove the spoiler and fill the leftover holes... then replace the alloys with steels and some cheapo hub covers. Stickon one of those adhesive hood scoops with a really cheap looking rattle-can paint jobs... put one on the roof too.... couple of exhaust holes to make it really sound like a junker.
Maybe put a hole in one of the shocks... so while it's goin down the highway one wheel is like jumpin up and down lookin stupid.
Maybe put a hole in one of the shocks... so while it's goin down the highway one wheel is like jumpin up and down lookin stupid.
RE: i met a a-hole today
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I think a bit of "intelligent" body work would be in order. We'd shame the car... Debadge it.... and Blue-Oval it. Remove the spoiler and fill the leftover holes... then replace the alloys with steels and some cheapo hub covers. Stickon one of those adhesive hood scoops with a really cheap looking rattle-can paint jobs... put one on the roof too.... couple of exhaust holes to make it really sound like a junker.
Maybe put a hole in one of the shocks... so while it's goin down the highway one wheel is like jumpin up and down lookin stupid.
I think a bit of "intelligent" body work would be in order. We'd shame the car... Debadge it.... and Blue-Oval it. Remove the spoiler and fill the leftover holes... then replace the alloys with steels and some cheapo hub covers. Stickon one of those adhesive hood scoops with a really cheap looking rattle-can paint jobs... put one on the roof too.... couple of exhaust holes to make it really sound like a junker.
Maybe put a hole in one of the shocks... so while it's goin down the highway one wheel is like jumpin up and down lookin stupid.
You forgot to take the chicken wire screen out of the front grill.
Oh yeah... maybe some "I Love Barry Manilo" bumper stickers.
RE: i met a a-hole today
Nah, Chris. We're tryin to DE-rice the car. Replace the exhaust with some 3/4" water pipe, so it breathes like sh*t. Maybe even put a water tap and spout at the end so it looks reeeeal stupid.
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RE: i met a a-hole today
Heh ... I've increasingly noticed how cruel people can be to someone who has to deal with the public for a living.... Wonder how those same people would feel if the tables were turned?
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