So I was walking out of taco bell and when I went to go sit in my car I crushed the bean burrito that I had in my back right pocket. The thing went everywhere and it looks like I took an explosive crap and forgot to take my pants off. Anyways I go inside and yell at the guys behind the counter for not wrapping the burrito right and they give me a free one. The worst part about this is that I had to go to work all day with burrito all over me. That and my pants, shirt, car seat, and burrito were ruined. So onto my real question: I looked at AutoMD for some cleanup methods, but they didn’t have anything burrito specific. Any brand of cleaner you suggest? Leather seats btw.

 

Is this for real?

First of all, who puts food ( hot none the less ) in their pockets?

Second, you can get any type of leather cleaner to clean it up. Just cause its a burrito, doesnt mean that it needs to be Burrito Specific. Meguire's is a good brand.

Next time, leave the food in the sack. Otherwise your might look like you just had explosive diarrhea again.


EWWWW.

 

If you're looking for something "Burrito" specific, you can try buying "Madre's Limpiador de cuero" or "Cera de Tortuga restaurador de cuero y vinyl". You can get these online. If you don't care about it being "Burro" specific then Mother's or Turtle wax Leather cleaner are fine too.

 

Exactamente lo que dijo el Senor

 

spaniol, senor? Muchas gracias por el apoyo and to all a merry Christmas!
How's it going JJ? How was the move? Did you know there are still parts of Lawton without electric power? How are you and the family?

 

I do have to wonder why you were carrying a burrito in your back pocket anyway... all that pressure, you can only expect it to go somewhere?

Did any get on the carpet? Are your seats leather or cloth? Hopefully they are leather and it is exclusively on the seat... in which case, it will nearly wipe off.

 

If i was drinking a beverage, it would have shot out of my nose like a rocket after reading "Just cause its a burrito, doesnt mean that it needs to be Burrito Specific." and "If you're looking for something "Burrito" specific, you can try buying "Madre's Limpiador de cuero" or "Cera de Tortuga restaurador de cuero y vinyl". "

Thanks for putting me in a better mood after a crappy day!

 

We try. LOL


NO WAYYYYyYY!


We have plenty of power here in Henderson.

 

Wow. All I can do in Spanish is ask how to find a bathroom, say my name and ask what happened to our company's SQL server!

 

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