thank god there isn't such a law here

 

But I never admitted to him that I was going 70, and I have a radar scrambler that scrambles police radar until they come within 50 feet or so. He originally had me going 69, but that doesn't count because it hasn't locked on yet. He didn't lock me until he was within 50 feet of me, and by that time I had slowed down to 64. So really on radar he only had me locked at 64 and really should not have been able to write me a ticket for 10 over. The speeding ticket isn't what really bothered me, it was the fact that he had to write two more tickets and call a third cop into the picture so he could write me a fourth.