the GAYEST mod of all times
Monte Of The Month -- February 2008
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 4,286
From: Born in East LA
RE: the GAYEST mod of all times
(Gaycar with not so gay mods)
FAB1
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[align=left]Specifications: High Performance Passenger Sedan[/align]
Type: Rolls Royce Luxury Sedan
Top Speed: +200mph (Estimated)
[align=left]Power Plant: Classified
Armament: Front Mounted Heavy Machine Gun, Swivel Mounted Laser Beam, Smoke Maker, Wheel Mounted Tyre Slashers (6)
Features: Hydrofoils and Vortex-Aquajet Power Pack for travel on water, Retro Pack Air Brakes, Retractable Tyre Studs, Bullet -Proof Glass
Driver: Parker
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The design of Lady Penelope's car FAB1 has been officially approved by Rolls Royce but the main power unit is still listed as classified and no details are currently available. Speeds in excess of 200mph have been attained but it is certain that this is only a modest estimate of the engines real potential.
A notable feature of FAB1 are the four front wheels. These have been incorporated into the design to accommodate the weight of the power unit and the retractable heavy machine gun which is controlled and sighted from the drivers seat and fires through the main grill.
Rear vision for the driver is via a dashboard mounted TV monitor relaying pictures from a concealed boot mounted camera. TV transmitters and receiver, UHF and Neutroni radio ensure that FAB1 is able to contact International Rescue at all times. The communications equipment is all controlled from inside the air conditioned, leather clad luxury of the car.
To enable easy parking and manoeuvring all six wheels rotated and the gull wing and drop down doors allow safe and easy access to the vehicle.
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,482
From: Southwestern OH
RE: the GAYEST mod of all times
yah it sux all the companies out there selling stuff that does absolutely nothing...how do you think the people that buy your product feel...i dont understand how people can do that
Anyone up for telling the Furd Focus guys about this mod?
Anyone up for telling the Furd Focus guys about this mod?
Monte Of The Month -- February 2008
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 4,286
From: Born in East LA
RE: the GAYEST mod of all times
ORIGINAL: 04 Intimidator
Solara - That should replace the Mary Kay cosmetics Pink Cadillacs.
Solara - That should replace the Mary Kay cosmetics Pink Cadillacs.
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 833
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RE: the GAYEST mod of all times
Im just wondering how many poor suckers are out there that would be welling to even give this a try.
Better yet
I wonder how many of those poor suckers that has tried has tried to return it for a refund.......
Better yet
I wonder how many of those poor suckers that has tried has tried to return it for a refund.......
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,631
From: Las Vegas, NV
RE: the GAYEST mod of all times
ORIGINAL: rj
yah it sux all the companies out there selling stuff that does absolutely nothing...how do you think the people that buy your product feel...i dont understand how people can do that
Anyone up for telling the Furd Focus guys about this mod?
yah it sux all the companies out there selling stuff that does absolutely nothing...how do you think the people that buy your product feel...i dont understand how people can do that
Anyone up for telling the Furd Focus guys about this mod?
Yeah, Massive...the Turbonator's AWESOME!!!!!![sm=icon_rofl.gif][8D][&:]
Monte Of The Month -- March 2007
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,264
From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
RE: the GAYEST mod of all times
next thing they're be putting motors in the fart cans on the back of honda's to say it improves the outflow so you get more horsepower..lol..
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,986
From: North Fond du Lac, WI
RE: the GAYEST mod of all times
ORIGINAL: SolaraSlayer
Yeah, I could see the Mary Kay Lady mowing down the Avon lady when they run into each other on their sales routes.[sm=shootshoot.gif]
ORIGINAL: 04 Intimidator
Solara - That should replace the Mary Kay cosmetics Pink Cadillacs.
Solara - That should replace the Mary Kay cosmetics Pink Cadillacs.
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Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 2,576
From: wouldnt u like to know
RE: the GAYEST mod of all times
i just got a get rich quick idea radio shack sells 12v fans for like 4.99. i can paint it with chrome spray paint and sell it to ricers for 50 bucks with that exact idea...... ill bbl making a shack run