Woman's Diet BREAKFAST
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz glass skim milk

LUNCH
4 oz lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed zucchini
1 Oreo cookie

MID-AFTERNOON SNACK
rest of the package of Oreo cookies
1 quart Rocky Road ice cream
1 jar hot fudge

DINNER
2 loaves garlic bread
1 large pepperoni & mushroom pizza
1 large pitcher of beer
3 Milky Way candy bars
1 entire cheesecake

DIET TIPS
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar,
they cancel each other out.
3. When eating with someone else, calories dont count
if you both eat the same amount.
4. Foods used for medicinal purpose have no calories.
These include any chocolate used for energy,
brandy, cheesecake, and ice cream.
5. Cookie pieces contain no calories, because breakage
causes the calories to leak out.
6. If you eat food from someone else's plate, the
calories don't count.
7. Movie related snacks are much lower in calories because
they are part of the entertainment, and not ones
of personal fuel.

 

That's pretty darn close...

 

LOL, Personally I like diet tip #5. I wonder if that would work for potato chips as well, hmmm.....

 

I worked at KFC when I was going to college.

We had a women who would come in very sunday after she left Church. It never failed she would buy a piece of pie and wash it down with a large diet pop.

 

lol...isn't that the way it is?! lol...every time a girl goes to a restaurant with you if they order something like fries or junky stuff..then they order diet pop..lol

or they order a salad then they order regular pop..lol

 

I do know a lot of people(myself included) that just prefer the taste of diet verses regular.Regular almost seems too thick and syrup-like.