The Economy is so Bad... (jokes
#1
04-01-2009, 03:34 PM
The Economy is so Bad... (jokes
I did alot of these as a series of status messages on my Facebook... but a few people were offended and didn't want the constant reminder of how bad things really are so I decided to cease and desist. But anyways, heres a few humorous looks at how bad the economy is right now.....
The economy is so bad that the poor starving children of Africa are sending money to Americans!
The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.
It's so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies
The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal Mart
The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day... GOT MUGGED BY THE TELLER!
The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
The economy is so bad, Dick Cheyney took his stock broker hunting
The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss had to start eating Green Eggs and Spam.
The economy is so bad that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said "THATS WHAT WE WERE GOING TO ASK YOU!!!"
The economy is so bad, rapper 50 Cent had to change his name to 10 Cent.
The economy is so bad, Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"
The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!
The economy is so bad that the highest paying job in town is jury duty.
The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying 1 roll of toilet paper.
The economy is so bad that I saw a van load of legal immigrants illegally crossing hte border to Mexico.
The economy is so bad, I saw an athiest praying today.
The economy is so bad that parents in Bevery Hills are now having to raise their own children.
The economy is so bad that even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.
The economy is so bad I saw a polygamist with only 1 wife.
The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a suntan today!
The economy is so bad that the poor starving children of Africa are sending money to Americans!
The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.
It's so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies
The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal Mart
The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day... GOT MUGGED BY THE TELLER!
The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
The economy is so bad, Dick Cheyney took his stock broker hunting
The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss had to start eating Green Eggs and Spam.
The economy is so bad that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said "THATS WHAT WE WERE GOING TO ASK YOU!!!"
The economy is so bad, rapper 50 Cent had to change his name to 10 Cent.
The economy is so bad, Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"
The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!
The economy is so bad that the highest paying job in town is jury duty.
The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying 1 roll of toilet paper.
The economy is so bad that I saw a van load of legal immigrants illegally crossing hte border to Mexico.
The economy is so bad, I saw an athiest praying today.
The economy is so bad that parents in Bevery Hills are now having to raise their own children.
The economy is so bad that even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.
The economy is so bad I saw a polygamist with only 1 wife.
The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a suntan today!
#2
04-01-2009, 04:09 PM
Those were ____________Look B-Low : )
THanks `Duane
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Those were `Funny
The `Bums R Crack'in `Up
Thank You!!!
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04-01-2009, 07:18 PM
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09-07-2013, 07:21 AM
Blast from the Past from Cowboy `Duane
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Thanks again `Duane 
Over four years have passed since your above thread & has it got better or worse ?
Over four years have passed since your above thread & has it got better or worse ?
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#6
09-07-2013, 08:01 AM
^ Note, I could live in Mexico...
I've only been to coastal area's on
the Gulf Coast, but it's a beautiful country.
Yes, they have bad people to, just like the USA
& the rest of our World : (
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#8
09-07-2013, 08:58 AM
Hi `Duane,
Look at all the hits...The jokes still apply to today > that's sad, but the jokes are still funny...
It's amazing how fast time/life is moving 4-Sure...We must laugh & enjoy our NOW > WoW 4-Sure...
Wish you & Member's a Happy Better `Life
"It will `be what we `all make it 2 `be" Let's make it better, but don't 4-get to laugh (LOL)
Look at all the hits...The jokes still apply to today > that's sad, but the jokes are still funny...
It's amazing how fast time/life is moving 4-Sure...We must laugh & enjoy our NOW > WoW 4-Sure...
Wish you & Member's a Happy Better `Life
"It will `be what we `all make it 2 `be" Let's make it better, but don't 4-get to laugh (LOL)
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