There was a guy bar hopping and he stopped in a bar. he asked the bar tender where the bathroom is, this guy was dead drunk and he was wabbling side to side down the hall to the bathroom, 5 minutes after he went in there everyone in the bar heard a blood curdling scream, the bar tender said ahh its only a 1 time thing, he'll be ok, 5 minutes later he heasrd a blood curdling scream 2 times as loud as the first, the bar tender goes into the bathroom and finds this guy squatin down and the guy says bar tender there is something wrong woth your john every time i flush this thing sqeezes the heck out of my *****, the bartender says dude your sitting on the mop bucket.

 

 

lol space,

MAn tha tis just so wrong in so many ways LOL

that would defently be somethign i would not let my frends know about it.

next tiem have him hid the mop bucket before ya go to the toletin.

 

lmao!! it wasn't me...i dont even drink...lol...and definetely if it was me that was that stupid i definetely woudn't post about it..lol

 

now that was even funnier then the joke LOL
you cant take either of us that serious LOL

 

LOL!!!![sm=lol.gif][sm=partyparty.gif]I don't know which was funnier: the joke or the post-joke banter!!!!

 

Speaking of bar jokes...I have a blonde joke. (My apologizes if your blonde and you don't get the joke )

A blind guy walks into this bar and sits up by the bar tender and says, "Hey, I have a blonde joke for you!"
The bartender said, "I'm not so sure you want to say the joke. You have two guys to your right that are blonde and they look pretty mean, there is a table behind you full of soccer player that are all blonde, and I'm blonde. You sure you still want to tell the joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, I'd just have to repeat it ten times 'til you guys got it anyway."

 

Guy I talk with on the net sent me this.



Eldersex In Florida
> >>
> >>
> >> A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, went to a sex therapist's
> >> office.
> >>
> >> The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
> >>
> >> The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
> >>
> >> The doctor raised his eyebrows, but he was so amazed that this elderly
> >> couple would be asking for sexual advice he agreed.
> >>
> >> When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's absolutely nothing
> > wrong
> >> with the way you have intercourse." He thanked them for coming, wished
> > them
> >> good luck, charged them $50 and sent them on their way.
> >>
> >> The next week, the couple returned and asked the sex therapist to watch
> >> again.
> >>
> >> The sex therapist was a bit puzzled, but agreed.
> >>
> >> This happened several weeks in a row. The couple made an appointment,
> >> had
> >> intercourse with no problems, paid the doctor, and then left.
> >>
> >> Finally, after six weeks of this routine the doctor said, "I'm really
> >> puzzled and I must ask, just what are you trying to learn from these
> >> sessions?"
> >>
> >> The old man replied, "We're not trying to learn anything. Edna's
> >> married,
> >> so we can't go to her house. I'm married so we can't go to my house.
> >> The
> >> Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. If we have sex here,
> >> it
> >> costs me $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."
> >>

 

lmao!!! thats hilarious and dirty in so many ways...lol...ewwww..80 years old and still.......well i guess....no dont even wanna think about it..lol

 

Must be the viagra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!