Continuity Story
#107
05-23-2009, 12:19 PM
so im at work and im kinda bored and decided to get all the post to this thread together and make the story complet so lets seee this is how it does.....
One day I was cruising my Monte windows down, music up when all of the sudden a really beautiful person jumped in front of a water buffalo wearing a pink skirt, yellow sunglasses and a mullet. The beautiful person realized that she was strangely attracted to mullets and she started singing "don’t break my heart, my arm is so cold" then she got tangled in a nasty McDonalds uniform. The McDonalds manager said “Would you like fries with that uniform?"
But then out of nowhere came a giant flying ‘85 chevy monte carlo SS and then the McDonalds manager suddenly screamed pull up your pants, the midgets are coming for your gold member, And if you aren't careful they will throw it in the deep fryer with the other gold members and Frenchfries and all of the turtle neck shaped onion rings but that might cause the milkshake machine to launch into space. Just then Joe Dirt appeared and said “MacGyver can fix that with a piece of avocado, a rubber band and a good pile of poo on me because KidSpace and his BeachBums tried to steal every Monte Carlo in the state of Nevada, but the Vegas mobsters took a feather duster and swept them under the taradactile when suddenly Wayne Newton starting singing and everyone got nosebleeds. Next, space saw Chris angel and shot him with a ray gun then had his way with him inside the space Monte. Just then, CSI showed up putting a rusty thermometer inside of his TAILPIPE! They said “your emissions levels are weird.” I'll tell Popeye to bring his spinach, so he can have his way with a ricer. He drank some creamed corn and ate it with the boot from a stinky old woman that tasted like chicken made with an old rock from the belly of a dead sea serpent on a wooden stroller filled with cabbage and sea monkeys. Suddenly my Monte took a turn and all kinds of different smelling farts were blowing in the wind with the cops on my tail for failing to bring cheese and a watermelon lifesaver with me to the line dance and mungo who punched a horse because it said his mom looked like a very large object orbiting in outer space with KidSpace wildly chasing her with a big schnitzel Gruber. Suddenly, he looks down and sees a monkey playing a pipe organ in Monte Carlo Hotel and Casino then sits on the roulette table to get his eyebrows waxed from an excessively large Vegas show girl who said let them eat cake, the rest can run a marathon in their underwear and watch elephants bathing in ballet slippers with the geico gecko and his empty bag of stale pretzels under the dotted fishing line that catches ever other fish who needs a glass of water and a ten pound bale of choice Hawaiian sinsemilla to patch the hole in his old toilet bowl. Then out of the blue a turkey squished a worm into his Wii controller, he thought it was a strawberry jelly donut, so he called the GhostBusters. But remembered that they went to Ocopoco bay to round up some tadpoles and honey bbq flavor twists for the guy with the missing left shoe gray hair and a hole in his pants pocket allowing for things to get like his Monte keys and roach clip caught in the pants pocket so that he could never open a can of tuna and run. But just then a moderator yelled at Enzo for seven words but found out that the invisible man had left his briefcase over by the water fountain in the park with bird droppings surrounding his cup of coffee and bagel stuffed with fish eyes and whale blubber, then a paper airplane covered with applesauce fell into the gutter and fed all the stray animals from outside the circus of candy canes and lost bunny rabbits. Then out of nowhere a boy with a big zit on his left nipple accidentally stepped on a weird Kid Named `Space and he fell into a large honey glazed ham with chicken bullion skating under the glazed section when evil genetically modified corn fritters attacked!!!! So we decided that since were eating into one really stupid story that was really out of hand and decided to go for a walk, while on the walk.....
One day I was cruising my Monte windows down, music up when all of the sudden a really beautiful person jumped in front of a water buffalo wearing a pink skirt, yellow sunglasses and a mullet. The beautiful person realized that she was strangely attracted to mullets and she started singing "don’t break my heart, my arm is so cold" then she got tangled in a nasty McDonalds uniform. The McDonalds manager said “Would you like fries with that uniform?"
But then out of nowhere came a giant flying ‘85 chevy monte carlo SS and then the McDonalds manager suddenly screamed pull up your pants, the midgets are coming for your gold member, And if you aren't careful they will throw it in the deep fryer with the other gold members and Frenchfries and all of the turtle neck shaped onion rings but that might cause the milkshake machine to launch into space. Just then Joe Dirt appeared and said “MacGyver can fix that with a piece of avocado, a rubber band and a good pile of poo on me because KidSpace and his BeachBums tried to steal every Monte Carlo in the state of Nevada, but the Vegas mobsters took a feather duster and swept them under the taradactile when suddenly Wayne Newton starting singing and everyone got nosebleeds. Next, space saw Chris angel and shot him with a ray gun then had his way with him inside the space Monte. Just then, CSI showed up putting a rusty thermometer inside of his TAILPIPE! They said “your emissions levels are weird.” I'll tell Popeye to bring his spinach, so he can have his way with a ricer. He drank some creamed corn and ate it with the boot from a stinky old woman that tasted like chicken made with an old rock from the belly of a dead sea serpent on a wooden stroller filled with cabbage and sea monkeys. Suddenly my Monte took a turn and all kinds of different smelling farts were blowing in the wind with the cops on my tail for failing to bring cheese and a watermelon lifesaver with me to the line dance and mungo who punched a horse because it said his mom looked like a very large object orbiting in outer space with KidSpace wildly chasing her with a big schnitzel Gruber. Suddenly, he looks down and sees a monkey playing a pipe organ in Monte Carlo Hotel and Casino then sits on the roulette table to get his eyebrows waxed from an excessively large Vegas show girl who said let them eat cake, the rest can run a marathon in their underwear and watch elephants bathing in ballet slippers with the geico gecko and his empty bag of stale pretzels under the dotted fishing line that catches ever other fish who needs a glass of water and a ten pound bale of choice Hawaiian sinsemilla to patch the hole in his old toilet bowl. Then out of the blue a turkey squished a worm into his Wii controller, he thought it was a strawberry jelly donut, so he called the GhostBusters. But remembered that they went to Ocopoco bay to round up some tadpoles and honey bbq flavor twists for the guy with the missing left shoe gray hair and a hole in his pants pocket allowing for things to get like his Monte keys and roach clip caught in the pants pocket so that he could never open a can of tuna and run. But just then a moderator yelled at Enzo for seven words but found out that the invisible man had left his briefcase over by the water fountain in the park with bird droppings surrounding his cup of coffee and bagel stuffed with fish eyes and whale blubber, then a paper airplane covered with applesauce fell into the gutter and fed all the stray animals from outside the circus of candy canes and lost bunny rabbits. Then out of nowhere a boy with a big zit on his left nipple accidentally stepped on a weird Kid Named `Space and he fell into a large honey glazed ham with chicken bullion skating under the glazed section when evil genetically modified corn fritters attacked!!!! So we decided that since were eating into one really stupid story that was really out of hand and decided to go for a walk, while on the walk.....
