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Contempt of Court

Old Jun 8, 2012 | 09:14 AM
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The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You Lian SOB!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out,...
"You Lian SOB!"
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"
The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that SOB, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."


 
Old Jun 8, 2012 | 09:11 PM
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*crickets chirping*






 
Old Jun 8, 2012 | 10:07 PM
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uh yeah that was bad. i'm laughing but it was bad
 
Old Jun 8, 2012 | 10:08 PM
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its funnier with the curse words...but i removed them...since this is a family site...:p
 


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