Banned from Target
Something I wanted to do...
Go to a 24hour supermarket wearing a white butcher-style outfit covered in (fake) blood, and hang around the meat counter.
And when someone asks me a question about the steaks or what ever, tell them I don't work there, give them a strange look and walk away.
Go to a 24hour supermarket wearing a white butcher-style outfit covered in (fake) blood, and hang around the meat counter.
And when someone asks me a question about the steaks or what ever, tell them I don't work there, give them a strange look and walk away.
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 94
Those Wal-Mart workers get super pissed when you move stuff around or put stuff in other peoples' carts without them knowing, done that stuff plenty of times. Got caught a few times, they just said knock it off. One time though I was moving price tags in almost every section cuz let's face it, how many people actually READ the tags? Most just look at the price... Anywho, one of the "anti-shoplifting/surveilance people" (or whatever they are) caught me doin it and flipped the F**K out!! Apparrently it causes quite a commotion at the check-outs, as she stated had happened many times in the past few weeks. Wonder who that was? 
She made me leave the store immediately and told me I was banned for a month. I went back the next day (hoping she was working) and did my usual. Cranked up all the stereos in the electronic section and car audio section, moved random things to random isles, "accidentally" spilled paintballs all over 3 isles, rode the bikes around and drove the Power Wheels Mustang, put odd things in the fish tanks, and a bunch of other stuff that surprisingly I've never been busted for. On another occassion at a different Wal-Mart nearby, me and a friend were forced to pay for 8 bags of chicken wings from the Deli before we could leave. Wal-Marts defense was an employee had seen us "discarding chicken bones in many assorted locations throughout the store" and they "assumed we had not intended to pay for them either because said employee had also seen us getting rid of the empty bags". We almost got out of it until they said they were going to get the police involved if we did not admit to the "crime" and pay for the chicken wings. So we payed for them, purchased our other items we had and left since we had actually done what they said we did.
She made me leave the store immediately and told me I was banned for a month. I went back the next day (hoping she was working) and did my usual. Cranked up all the stereos in the electronic section and car audio section, moved random things to random isles, "accidentally" spilled paintballs all over 3 isles, rode the bikes around and drove the Power Wheels Mustang, put odd things in the fish tanks, and a bunch of other stuff that surprisingly I've never been busted for. On another occassion at a different Wal-Mart nearby, me and a friend were forced to pay for 8 bags of chicken wings from the Deli before we could leave. Wal-Marts defense was an employee had seen us "discarding chicken bones in many assorted locations throughout the store" and they "assumed we had not intended to pay for them either because said employee had also seen us getting rid of the empty bags". We almost got out of it until they said they were going to get the police involved if we did not admit to the "crime" and pay for the chicken wings. So we payed for them, purchased our other items we had and left since we had actually done what they said we did.
Last edited by Nick07; Oct 12, 2009 at 11:29 AM.
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Monte Of The Month - April 2008
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 1,406
From: Waco, Tx
Y'all must be college students, LOL. My mom works at wallyworld (not by choice but when you get layed off from a great job, ya gotta do what ya gotta do), and she's always complaining about "those damn Baylor brats" coming in the store acting like two years olds and destroying the store. I just remind her that if we weren't in a college town we might not have 3 wallyworlds and she might not have a job - but it still pisses her off to no end. Oh, BTW, she works nights when most of the shinanigans go on.
Monte Of The Month -- September 2009
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,279
From: Bushkill, PA
wow, i think she deserves "mom of the year" for sure, if she can tolerate the night shift with a bunch of collage students without a trip to sporting goods for some "equipment", well people could learn from her patiance! 
speaking of sporting goods & wally world, do they still sell guns at wally world down there in texas? they used to up here, but they dont anymore. im just wondering if thats only up here ( and jersy, lol )
speaking of sporting goods & wally world, do they still sell guns at wally world down there in texas? they used to up here, but they dont anymore. im just wondering if thats only up here ( and jersy, lol )
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 94
No college for me yet, wanted time to really think about what I wanna go for. I know now, I just gotta get started soon cuz I got about 2 1/2 years or so of schooling. Most of this stuff I did a couple years ago and pretty much grew out of it real quick. Anything I do now is just ride the bikes or somethin on occasion in order to embarras my girlfriend or cuz she tells me not to. Ususally I'm only in Wal-Mart now to get groceries or grab somethin and leave. I do plenty of messin around elsewhere on the nights I decide to get silly. Drunk for all those who don't speak the lingo
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Monte Of The Month - April 2008
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 1,406
From: Waco, Tx
x2, but I only survived 6 months before I quit and started my own business (taxidermy, so my customers are not "the normal general public").
Skylark, yes, most of the wallyworlds in Texas still sell guns.
Do have to add i'm sure we all did stupid shet like this in out teenage years..
thats when i did it
thats when i did it
