Fart cans rule

 

Just a big sticker that says subaru :p

 

Don't you know that means he's cool

 

an import? with a sticker on it?!?! NO...

lmao. what a tool bag. to all the ricers that are super cocky! "you can twin turbo a piece of sh*t but its still a piece of sh*t"

 

I love it when people put stickers of every expensive aftermarket item they've installed in their car. Then are surprised when their car gets broken into or ripped off. What do you expect when you put a checklist on the outside of your car?

 

hahahaha "theyre marking it off with a sharpie as they go"

 

Or just removing the stickers of each item they take.

 

!!

 

I applause him for trying though
My girlfriend asked him if his hood scoop was real and working

He shut up after that.

 

I was sitting here thinking.... "04 Intimidator and Insannity21 haven't posted here in AGES!!!!"



There are endless accounts of stupid ricers though.


I was going to college about 3 years ago and a Cavalier came out of a Sheetz station and got beside me. He kept looking my way, and I knew he wanted to race. There were 3 other people in his car. When the light turned, he floored it, and I didn't think he was actually going to race, but he did. He got about a car length lead before I put it down and pulled about 2 car lengths ahead of him by the time we reached the 45 mph speed limit, I pushed ti to about 50 and lifted. The guy shoots past me and keeps going well out of sight. A few minutes later (literally) I catch him at the red light that gets on I-40. There were two turn lanes to get on I-40 east, and once you get on the ramp, the right lane closes up pretty quickly. I was in the lane that would end. I turned fast, but made sure I didn't pinch the Cavalier and cause a crash too. Once I got straight, I floored it and beat the Cavalier to the bottom of the ramp and merged over in front of him. Speed limit is 65, I was running about 70-75 in front. He stayed right on my bumper for about 2 miles, then dropped out in the far left lane and zoomed off again.

I've always figured he went back to his high school Monday morning .... "So yeah, me and my crew lined up with a Monte Carlo last night, and he had us until about 45 mph, then we zoomed past and never looked back. Second time he was good to about 70, but that 4 cylinder and light weight has it in the top end and we beat him again on the interstate. Those Monte Carlos are SLOWWWW"