Ask a Stupid Question
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George W. Bush's Answer:
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done .[/align]
Q: Why can't you tell an egg a joke?
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ORIGINAL: Laserblue06ss
Because it CRACKS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches.How do they smoke?
Because it CRACKS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches.How do they smoke?
Now riddle me this Batman!
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
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A: As Dr. Phil would say, "More people have common sense than you realize, its just that you don't want to realize they have common sense, you are the one who has the problem here." *roll eyes*
Q:Why do most ricers look pissed off all the time? (hey, the topic is ask a stupid question!)
Q:Why do most ricers look pissed off all the time? (hey, the topic is ask a stupid question!)