~ Way Off Topic: Nudity Ok ~
#1
05-17-2007 | 09:06 AM
~ Way Off Topic: Nudity Ok ~
[align=center][/align][align=center]Strange but True Headlines [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Below article was found on AOL this morning[/align][align=center](I try to escape the bad news of the day: )[/align][align=center]I thought a few members may want to drivethere for a visit? 
[/align][align=center]You could sure save on laundry expense [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]I hate wearing cloths : )[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
Updated: May 17, 2007[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]People Bare All Legally in Vermont Town[/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]AP[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
BRATTLEBORO, Vt. (May 16,07) - Spring has arrived in this southeastern Vermont shire town. The trees are less bare, and some local residents are more so. Brattleboro has no ordinance, and Vermont no law, against public nudity. Some of the people who caused a stir last year when they began appearing downtown as nature made them are back.
Not everyone is happy. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
Resident Theresa Toney said she was dining at a downtown restaurant when she spotted her first naked person of the spring. She looked out the window "and saw a man in his 50s walking up and down Main Street totally nude," she said. "This is indecent exposure where it doesn't belong." He then got into a SilverMonte Carlo LTZ& raced off.[/align][align=center]
(I think it could have beenMCF member RJ : )
Toney was one of the most vocal critics of public nudity when hundreds ofyoung people first started congregating without clothing in a downtown parking lot last year.
This week she was back before the Select Board, demanding to know what the town was going to do "about this behavior."
Audrey Garfield, chairwoman of the board, said she had spoken with the town manager, and that a log of complaints would be compiled.
Some are worried about the town's image.
"How do you want to be viewed as Brattleboro?" asked the Rev. Kevin Horion. "We want to welcome families with small children." Nudists could pop up anywhere, he said. "I am concerned we don't know where they are going to strike." [/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Take `off your cloths[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]&[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Click below link for Brattleboro[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-][/ali
[/align][align=center]You could sure save on laundry expense [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I hate wearing cloths : )[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Updated: May 17, 2007[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]People Bare All Legally in Vermont Town[/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]AP[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]BRATTLEBORO, Vt. (May 16,07) - Spring has arrived in this southeastern Vermont shire town. The trees are less bare, and some local residents are more so. Brattleboro has no ordinance, and Vermont no law, against public nudity. Some of the people who caused a stir last year when they began appearing downtown as nature made them are back.
Not everyone is happy. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
Resident Theresa Toney said she was dining at a downtown restaurant when she spotted her first naked person of the spring. She looked out the window "and saw a man in his 50s walking up and down Main Street totally nude," she said. "This is indecent exposure where it doesn't belong." He then got into a SilverMonte Carlo LTZ& raced off.[/align][align=center]
(I think it could have beenMCF member RJ : )Toney was one of the most vocal critics of public nudity when hundreds ofyoung people first started congregating without clothing in a downtown parking lot last year.
This week she was back before the Select Board, demanding to know what the town was going to do "about this behavior."
Audrey Garfield, chairwoman of the board, said she had spoken with the town manager, and that a log of complaints would be compiled.
Some are worried about the town's image.
"How do you want to be viewed as Brattleboro?" asked the Rev. Kevin Horion. "We want to welcome families with small children." Nudists could pop up anywhere, he said. "I am concerned we don't know where they are going to strike." [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Take `off your cloths[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]&[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Click below link for Brattleboro[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-][/ali
#3
05-17-2007 | 02:55 PM
RE: ~ Way Off Topic Nudity ok Here ~ : )
ORIGINAL: scc24540
what was that space? sorry i cant hear you im on the way to brattleboro LOL
what was that space? sorry i cant hear you im on the way to brattleboro LOL
Breaking News
A Red Monte Carlo was reported driving at a high rate of speed
heading towards the town of Brattleboro.
All Police Agencies are on Alert. (APB issued)
Just in, they are now in a high speed pursuit
The registration of the Red Montecomes back to a dude named `Chris scc24540
A road block has been set up : )
Update: Red Monte attempts to crash Road Block & loses control
The driver `Chris was not injured & was taken to the county Jail
His charges are:
1. 150 MPH + )Careless/unsafe driving under the influence of `Paint Thinner : )
2. Driving a Motor Vehicle `Naked outside the city limits
3. No Vermont Drivers License
4. Illegal Race Car on the highways
5. Fleeing and dis-obeying law enforcement
6. Resisting arrest naked.
7. Illegal NASCAR type Rac'in Wing
8. More to be completed later : ) after the Beach Gang
stops laugh'in : )
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Update: Six Months later, Chris elected Mayor of Brattesboro, VT
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He didn't wear his robe
Judge `Chris
Mayor's Court
Miss, you are being charged with wearing cloths
in the city limits of Brattlesboro.
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#4
05-17-2007 | 03:15 PM
Joined: Jul 2006
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From: Southwestern OH
RE: ~ Way Off Topic Nudity ok Here ~ : )
He then got into a SilverMonte Carlo LTZ& raced off.[align=center](I think it could have beenMCF member RJ : )
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I"ll never tell. [sm=bustedsign.gif][sm=exactly.gif]
Maybe I've mentioned this before? A local radio station had a constest if the person was willing to drive to work completely naked they'd win the contest?
A female college student promised she would and so the date was set for her to drive to school naked.
The cops got wind of it (afterall it was on the radio) and arrested her.
The judge threw it out. Said as long as she stayed in her car there was nothing "indecent" about it.
(I think it could have beenMCF member RJ : ) [/align]
I"ll never tell. [sm=bustedsign.gif][sm=exactly.gif]
Maybe I've mentioned this before? A local radio station had a constest if the person was willing to drive to work completely naked they'd win the contest?
A female college student promised she would and so the date was set for her to drive to school naked.
The cops got wind of it (afterall it was on the radio) and arrested her.
The judge threw it out. Said as long as she stayed in her car there was nothing "indecent" about it.
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