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It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.[/align][align=center]The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]4 Secrets to Happy Relationships:[/align][align=center][:-]
It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans
It is important to find a woman who makes good money
It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
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Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me." [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]How do you fix a woman's watch?
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lol, where do you find this stuff space! lol

 

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lol, where do you find this stuff space! lol

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What make that so funny is they are all true!!!


Mike.

 

For some strange reason I feel like laughing and tucking at the same time.. *WHAM*

Hi honee.. Nice to see your here... Ow...

 

That is pretty funny, I think the best one is the wedding cake one. lol ogood one space..

 

A funny but true.

The wedding cake thing...... I thought that was the best form of birth control? One bite and you ain't getting any from on buster!!!!

Pretending it doesn't bother you................. only reinforces that she ain't giving you any.

So if your relationship with your special gal had diminished to this, go ahead and marry her. Cause it ain't getting any better.