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Old Feb 13, 2008 | 05:45 PM
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pretty much what everybody here said.....
 
Old Feb 13, 2008 | 05:55 PM
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I don't know...

What do you think it says?




[img]http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/156/cornerstripestj1.jpg[img]






I got my camera today, a Panasonic DMC-LZ7, just had to test it out...


Edit: Hmm, some pictures don't seem to be working there, well they should all be in my gallery in a few minutes...
 
Old Feb 13, 2008 | 05:57 PM
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Here is what cars say about their owners.. Monte Carlo didn't make the list thoguh.






Acura Integra
I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend
I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX
I am impotent

Audi 90
I enjoy putting out engine fires

Buick Park Avenue
I am older than4 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado
I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville
I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro
I enjoy beating the hell out of people

Chevrolet Chevette
I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette
I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino
I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Cordoba
I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z
I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart
I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona
I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Ferrari Testarossa
I am known to prematurely ejaculate

Ford Fairmont
(See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang
I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria
I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm
I will start the 11th grade in the fall.

Geo Tracker
I will start the 12th grade in the fall.

Honda del Sol
I have always said, half a convertible better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic
I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord
I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45
I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse
I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6
I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Kia Sephia
I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.

Lamborghini Countach
I only have one ********

Lincoln Town Car
I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercury Grand Marquis
(See above)

Mercedes 500SL
I will beat you up if you ask me for an auto-graph

Mercedes 560SEL
I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

Mazda Miata
I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen- wheeler

MGB
I am dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante
I don't know what it means either

Nissan00ZX
I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass
I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts

Peugeot 505 Diesel
I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon
I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM
I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 911 Turbo
I have a three inch thingie

Porsche 944
I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow
I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal

Saturn SC2
(See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy
I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu

Toyota Camry
I am still in the closet

Volkswagon Beetle
I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet
I am out of the closet

Volkswagen Jetta GLX
I am hung like a dead horse.

Volkswagon Microbus
I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon
I am frightened of my wife

You may also be interested in what the AskMen site says.... they're actually pretty accurate.

http://www.askmen.com/cars/car_tips_...2_car_tip.html
 
Old Feb 13, 2008 | 06:06 PM
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Mine says I'm an enthusiast who is determined to create a nice, comfortable, extremely clean and well maintained Chevy Sport Coupe in his own image. Keeping it clean and maintaining it for the long haul.
I learn something new about my Monte every day. I'm studying everything there is to know how to deal with keeping my stock Monte Carlo running like an Atomic Clock.
I have WeatherTech matching-color floor mats protecting my carpet in the Driver and Passenger side foot wells. I did my own Spark Plugs and wires ... even if it did take longer to install six Spark Plugs and a half-dozen Wires than it did to create the Universe. On the seventh day I rested; too!
The Engine compartment is squared-away. Additional cable ties, scrubbed Engine, Engine Compartment, Firewall and Strut Towers.
The Monte is all-together, nice and now its approaching 100% Street-proud. With OEM Fog Lights installed and new Tires soon to come ... all I have left to do is add a Surfboard spoiler and install the Italian Red Stripe around the bottom, all-around ... and:

I'll have a cool car to cruise around in!
It's cool to me right now.
But, I can make it look a little-bit more cool ...
So, Im going for it!
 
Old Feb 13, 2008 | 06:51 PM
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Like Becky's, it's pretty obvious what my car says about me.
#8 on the side, Dale Jr's signature on the trunk lid, and big DEI stripes on the sides.

It says, "I paid a lot of money for a sticker package". LOL
It also says Dale Jr is going to kick azz.
 
Old Feb 13, 2008 | 07:00 PM
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Dark Soul[X(]
 
Old Feb 13, 2008 | 09:23 PM
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ORIGINAL: Taz

It says, "I paid a lot of money for a sticker package". LOL
LMAO, but there pretty stickers.
 
Old Feb 13, 2008 | 11:28 PM
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mine says lets race!
 
Old Feb 14, 2008 | 09:25 AM
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ORIGINAL: Taz

It says, "I paid a lot of money for a sticker package". LOL
It also says Dale Jr is going to kick azz.
HELL YA!!!!!
 



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