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My '98 is NO CLUNKER!

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Old 07-23-2009, 09:11 AM
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Default My '98 is NO CLUNKER!

My Neighbor came over last night (He Has a Black '06 Honda Ridgeline) told me I should do the "Cash 4 Clunkers" with my 96,000 mile Black '98 Monte & buy a new Honda Ridgeline! I said "Dream on buddy! My Monte get 31
mpg & your Ridgeline only get 20 mpg & besides anyone who likes to DRIVE
a Black Ridgline must be from San Fran Cisco..." +

It took a while for him to get it as he is about as smart as a box of Hot
rocks! Anyway, he went back home grumbling.

People with Hondas have a real Altitude!

 
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:18 AM
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Those Hon-Duh owners are a real pain in the ***. Your right, they seem to think they have the greatest vehicles on earth and anyone that doesnt have them should bow to them.

I DONT THINK SO!!

I'll take my MC over any new car out there. Cause its comfortable, its paid for ( one payment left ) and the most important, Its a Monte Carlo.

Tell him that the only reason his "TRUCK" is called a RidgeLine is cause they were thinking of tossing it over the ridge into a pit.

 
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:31 AM
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x2 on Honda drivers being idiots.

I swear it's in the handbook and you have to sign a documentation of being a moron when you buy yourself a Honda.

It's like please sign here and make sure you boast about nonsense whenever you can to a non-Honda owner.

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And then when they take to the streets they think they own the street. Sorry buddy, but your crappy vehicle is way less important to me than my awesome Monte, and no I'm not impressed by your lack of knowledge.
 
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:41 AM
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not only lack of knowledge but the lack of style,comfort and well performance why dump 20 grand into your 89 civic HACTBACK when you can go buy a beafed up monte or mucle car for that price
 
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:44 AM
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why buy a $14k car and then spend $6k making it "riced" when you could have just spent $20k on a nicer car to begin with?
 
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:30 AM
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Default Throw Kikoman on it!

Only good thing you can do with a Ricer is to throw Kikoman sauce on it
and Wok away! Ha!

Why do people have the mentality that if it's made in the U.S. it's no good!?? What happened to our pride in the USA ?

This Cash for Clunkers thing really worries me as what is it going to
do to all the Aftermarket Companies like Lauren Engineering? (U.S. co.s) The only people that will gain from this is the recycle co.s, New Car Companies county tax dept. ...etc...
 
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I see the "cash for clunkers" as an attempt by the new administration to spur up the economy, but they're doing it wrong. I'm going to leave it at that as to not spur up a political hurricane.

When the little civic/ugly ricers try and brag about it just ask to hit up the local dragstrip, that usually shuts them up.
Heres a diagram for the idiots
 
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Old 07-23-2009, 03:29 PM
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Hey - but wait, my sister is a Honda owner and she's not an idiot! LOL! She's owned 2 Civics in the past 15 years. But, she's not much of a car person.
 
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i'll take a ridgeline.. if its bagged......................................
 
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:09 AM
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Cut Throat, I remember seeing that import vs domestic thing before. But instead of a Mustang, they had a Camaro. Thanks for the blast from the past.
 



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