all the people where i live call it the bat mobile lol

 

Hmm...I would say "BRAT"-mobile would be more suited. I haven't met a focus driver yet who didn't emanate that same sentiment.

 

Awhile back someone posted on the Monte SS site a link to a "FoFo" board. A "FoFo" owner was braggin' how he wasted a guy he goes to school with that owns an '86-88 SS Monte.

His fellow "FoFo" owners were all jumping in the thread talking how ugly & what a piece of crap 1980s Montes are, that can't get out of their own way.

Guys on the Monte SS board were commenting even the performance "FoFo" are only 15 second machines.

Okay maybe my '86 LS isn't going to trip the lights at 10 seconds, but I sure woldn't give up easily to letting a "FoFo" beat me in a race.

 

Ya know why they call it "Focus?" Cuz they need to concentrate REAL hard to have shot at a win!!

 

my 82 chevy truck is named "rumble Fish" after some movie my dad saw. my carlo has no name...yet

 

sorry to say but my first car was a focus...(my mom made me get it) and that's the slowest car in history, i will never ever buy another Ford product, and i get super discounts on em! people called my car the egg because it was white and egg shaped. then they made jokes about it crackin after a put my subwoofers in the trunk...lol

 

wife calls mine
Mickey's AF-1Zoomie

it is pretty much a air force term . Airmans are called Zoomies and you hopefully know what the AF-1 means

 

lol focus sucks they really have a focus forum? lol i saw one the other day and man i thought the mustang was ugly but it placed 2nd to the focus

 

dahlia ( as in the black dahlia murder cuz my car is black.)

 

What about Black Cherry: BLKCHRY? Kinda reminds me of that. I like the OCNSPRY, though...original.