I have a bucket of rocks.



I need some good friends like this...

 

LOL! Gotta watch out for those kitchen ninjas! I have a sippy cup and an ashtray...

 

We just keep trying to see who is the LEAST prepared for a zombie apocalypse. Rocks, vases, matches....


Come to think of it, I do have a few quarts of motor oil and a torch in the garage.

 

Like i said im prepared

 

A chair, I'll just go WWE on a zombie's ***

 

Pillows, blanket, baseball bat , guitar and car keys looks like I'm covering some up, vesting other to a pulp with either the bat or guitar and then using my car to take out a bunch

 

I have a dog comb, 2 pencils, a pop can and some newspaper. I've watched Lockup on msnbc for years I can make some sort of shiv or shank. Maybe even some sort of slashing weapon. I'll take out a few and then I will become one of them.

 

All else fails, backup

 

Can I barrow that for a few days