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Old 02-06-2007, 10:35 AM
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[align=left]A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband
said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at
the same time."

The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your ***** is bigger
than your brother's."
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Old 02-06-2007, 04:05 PM
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Wow that would suck! I don't have any brothers so either she's lying or someone claiming to be my brother needs their a$$ kicked?

I like the one about the rodeo hold.
You put your wife/girlfriend on all fours.
While you're "Coming up from behind" you reach around and grab ahold of her breasts then whisper in her eye, "Your sister's seem a little bit bigger then your's."

Then try to hold on for 8 seconds.


 
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Old 02-06-2007, 04:11 PM
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LMAO!!! oh thats good...
 
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Old 02-08-2007, 03:25 PM
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"whisper in her eye,"

I need to learn to:
A. Proof read what I type.
B. Learns how to spill.

One or t-other?


PS. Don't try whispering in her eye. You might get socked?

 
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Old 02-08-2007, 03:35 PM
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lol...i didn't even catch that...if'n you didn't say anything about it i dont think anyone would have noticed..lol

what are you doin wisperin in someone's eye...is this after too much to drink?? lol...
 
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Wow that would suck! I don't have any brothers so either she's lying or someone claiming to be my brother needs their a$$ kicked?

I like the one about the rodeo hold.
You put your wife/girlfriend on all fours.
While you're "Coming up from behind" you reach around and grab ahold of her breasts then whisper in her eye, "Your sister's seem a little bit bigger then your's."

Then try to hold on for 8 seconds.
I think I'll pass cause for one, my girlfriend is a hotblooded mexican woman, and #2, she doesn't have a sister
 
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OK, chaps...

Lets not get carried away here with the off-coloured jokes, eh?
 
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Old 02-09-2007, 02:41 PM
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Lets not get carried away here with the off-coloured jokes, eh?

Got it. [sm=smiley20.gif]

 
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Good man.
 
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Old 02-09-2007, 02:50 PM
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sorry, wont happen again [sm=devilangel.gif]
 


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