worst bank robbers
#1
02-22-2007, 12:38 PM
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Location: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
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worst bank robbers
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.
They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.
They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.
#3
02-22-2007, 04:01 PM
RE: worst bank robbers
ORIGINAL: rj
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Mod Wiz Kidd, my g/f & I agree with `RJ : )
We Rstill laughing : )
I bet the robbers were driv'in a FORD : )
#4
02-22-2007, 06:52 PM
Monte Of The Month -- February 2008
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Born in East LA
Posts: 4,286
RE: worst bank robbers
Wow, that puts a whole new meaning on swallower or spitter....[sm=icon_guiness.gif][sm=loser.gif]
#9
02-23-2007, 04:31 PM
RE: worst bank robbers
DAMN That's funny!!!!!![sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif]
#10
02-23-2007, 05:07 PM
RE: worst bank robbers
alright then pass monica this way i have a couple of more safes that she can open