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RE: How much time to you have left to drive your Monte Carlo ?
Damn Mr. SpaceRider, them first few things I can clearly understand... but sleepingwith sheep (I know they make a mess of your Monte), skateboarding in traffic (Why weren't you in your Monte?), playing with sharks (you can't drive your Monte there)!!! No wonder your head is so out of shape there. You need help my friend... and not just normal help, no one psychiatrist cna help you... you need a whole team. A whole team of psychiatrists who do nothing but focus on you, your mind, and what is going on inside of it 
But I encourage you guys to play with the clock. My day of death is June 13, 2063. If I were a female I would die 5 and a hlaf years later on November 27, 2068. I guess that means that sometime around 2062 I need to get a sex change. (AHHHHHH!!!!!![:-]) Heck by then it will probably be a normal procedure as an out-patient and covered by insurance. Play with it byputting in a year of birth of like 1850... watch the message that comes up..... "Sorry, you're dead".
But I encourage you guys to play with the clock. My day of death is June 13, 2063. If I were a female I would die 5 and a hlaf years later on November 27, 2068. I guess that means that sometime around 2062 I need to get a sex change. (AHHHHHH!!!!!![:-]) Heck by then it will probably be a normal procedure as an out-patient and covered by insurance. Play with it byputting in a year of birth of like 1850... watch the message that comes up..... "Sorry, you're dead".
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RE: How much time to you have left to drive your Monte Carlo ?
According to the clock, I'm checking out on March 6, 2045.
Anyone coming for the auction?
"AUCTION"
On March 7, 2045 there will be an auction on the property of Mr. RJ Lynch. Several Classic cars will be up for auction includinga parts collection that took years to amass. Mr. Lynch also owned two Classic Chevy Monte Carlos. One, a 2006 3.9 LTZ with 18,000 original miles on it is expected to bring at least $50 at the auction.This car is in incredible shape with the gasoline Mr. Lynch put in the car's gas tankon august 3, 2010.
In addition, Mr. Lynch also collected many diecast vehicles of either a '57 Chevy or Chevy Monte Carlo. These too will be up for auction and are expected to bring in$20,000 from bidders.
There will be a collection of over 50 1957 Chevy posters as well as Chevy Monte Carlo literature included in the auction but it's only worth $20 total.
Auction to begin as soon as Mr. Lynch is laid to rest.
Anyone coming for the auction?
"AUCTION"
On March 7, 2045 there will be an auction on the property of Mr. RJ Lynch. Several Classic cars will be up for auction includinga parts collection that took years to amass. Mr. Lynch also owned two Classic Chevy Monte Carlos. One, a 2006 3.9 LTZ with 18,000 original miles on it is expected to bring at least $50 at the auction.This car is in incredible shape with the gasoline Mr. Lynch put in the car's gas tankon august 3, 2010.
In addition, Mr. Lynch also collected many diecast vehicles of either a '57 Chevy or Chevy Monte Carlo. These too will be up for auction and are expected to bring in$20,000 from bidders.
There will be a collection of over 50 1957 Chevy posters as well as Chevy Monte Carlo literature included in the auction but it's only worth $20 total.
Auction to begin as soon as Mr. Lynch is laid to rest.
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RE: How much time to you have left to drive your Monte Carlo ?
ORIGINAL: rj
According to the clock, I'm checking out on March 6, 2045.
Anyone coming for the auction?
"AUCTION"
On March 7, 2045 there will be an auction on the property of Mr. RJ Lynch. Several Classic cars will be up for auction includinga parts collection that took years to amass. Mr. Lynch also owned two Classic Chevy Monte Carlos. One, a 2006 3.9 LTZ with 18,000 original miles on it is expected to bring at least $50 at the auction.This car is in incredible shape with the gasoline Mr. Lynch put in the car's gas tankon august 3, 2010.
In addition, Mr. Lynch also collected many diecast vehicles of either a '57 Chevy or Chevy Monte Carlo. These too will be up for auction and are expected to bring in$20,000 from bidders.
There will be a collection of over 50 1957 Chevy posters as well as Chevy Monte Carlo literature included in the auction but it's only worth $20 total.
Auction to begin as soon as Mr. Lynch is laid to rest.
According to the clock, I'm checking out on March 6, 2045.
Anyone coming for the auction?
"AUCTION"
On March 7, 2045 there will be an auction on the property of Mr. RJ Lynch. Several Classic cars will be up for auction includinga parts collection that took years to amass. Mr. Lynch also owned two Classic Chevy Monte Carlos. One, a 2006 3.9 LTZ with 18,000 original miles on it is expected to bring at least $50 at the auction.This car is in incredible shape with the gasoline Mr. Lynch put in the car's gas tankon august 3, 2010.
In addition, Mr. Lynch also collected many diecast vehicles of either a '57 Chevy or Chevy Monte Carlo. These too will be up for auction and are expected to bring in$20,000 from bidders.
There will be a collection of over 50 1957 Chevy posters as well as Chevy Monte Carlo literature included in the auction but it's only worth $20 total.
Auction to begin as soon as Mr. Lynch is laid to rest.
Mike.
RE: How much time to you have left to drive your Monte Carlo ?
Damn Mr. SpaceRider, them first few things I can clearly understand... but sleepingwith sheep (I know they make a mess of your Monte), skateboarding in traffic (Why weren't you in your Monte?), playing with sharks (you can't drive your Monte there)!!! No wonder your head is so out of shape there. You need help my friend... and not just normal help, no one psychiatrist cna help you... you need a whole team. A whole team of psychiatrists who do nothing but focus on you, your mind, and what is going on inside of it
Cowboy, all my psychiatrist agree with you. They say I have a abnormal
alien type brain. They just get conFuzed by my MRI's.
Atleast I'm not considering gett'in a sex change to live longer : ) WoW...
The Mind is a terrible thing to waste : ), is `it : )
~ Peace ~
RE: How much time to you have left to drive your Monte Carlo ?
Ever Wonder Why Men Have a Shorter Life Expectancy than Women?
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