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[sm=crossbonesgif.gif][sm=icon_cheers.gif][sm=crossbonesgif.gif] Police Warning to Men http://www.funatiq.com/images/crazy-drunk-man.jpg Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." [sm=icon_cheers.gif] "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their lifes savings and even their Monte Carlo in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. http://www.funatiq.com/images/hilarious-drunk-man.jpg :eek:Is that CowBoy ? :D :)[sm=groupwave.gif]:) [sm=guilty.gif] Members, please post your funnie`s/warning etc. Remember this is a family site, and there are `kids like me:D reading & viewing our posts. [:-] http://www.funatiq.com/images/drinkers.jpg Super Bowl Party ~ LOL ~ Who Won ? ? ? :D [IMG]local://upfiles/4301/75932AFD444B4EDCABBA0DC7FD81E7AE.gif[/IMG] |
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[:-]Lost his Monte to some lady he met @ a bar [:-] :eek:His new form of transportation :D Moral of lesson, don`t drive your Monte 2 a `bar :D take a cab [8D] |
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LOL
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That picture isn't me actually... that's my brother, this is me..... http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o...as/cowgirl.jpg |
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LOL, the marker stuff is funny, toss in a little whip cream or mayo and now you have funny.
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oh geez space...awesome find ppl in class now think im drunk lol
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ORIGINAL: Cowboy6622 ................... this is me..... http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o...as/cowgirl.jpg lmao |
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lol :)
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[align=center]Hi Duane, Cowboy6622 :DLOL[/align][align=center]"To each their own", you are a brave soul to come `out of your closet :D[/align][align=center]on the MCF, & World Wide Web.[/align][align=center]Should we ask our Mod`s to change your member name to[/align][align=center]CowGirl6622 :D[/align][align=center]R.J. really seems to like the new You :)LOL :)[/align][align=center]Mod Taz, thinks it`s a bad picture of you.[:o][/align][align=center]How many beers did you consume before you did the change ? :DLOL [/align][align=center]Duanette, thanks for the laughs LMAO ~ LOL[/align][align=center]U R a funny Man `Cowboy....Sorry, CowGirl :DOh, WoW[/align][align=center]Oh, I think U need a shave & a few more beers LOL[/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center]https://montecarloforum.com/upfiles/...C63DC5EB1A.jpg[/align][align=center]:eek:Scares me 4-Sure LOL ~ LOL[/align][align=center]Warning to Members, Men in bars LOL
Watch out for the above while you drink :D:eek:LOL[/align] [IMG]local://upfiles/4301/220A84DBE1484C3D8E01BEC63DC5EB1A.jpg[/IMG] |
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[align=center]:)Found somebody interested in CowGirl :D[/align][align=center][sm=icon_cheers.gif][sm=bustedsign.gif][/align][align=center][:-][/align]
LOL ~ LOL ~LOL Posted for humor only, not 2 offend any1 [IMG]local://upfiles/4301/77D2BF2252264C7A89014AA17F6B4ED3.gif[/IMG] |
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new name is Diane by the way....
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new name is Diane by the way....
Oh, please................... NO! I dated a woman named Diane. Her ex-brother in law & I were friends for many years. Her crazy sister (my friend's ex)insisted we stop being friends. This was after I startedseeing her sister. I also dated a woman named Diana. Another crazy. Hahahahaha |
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if i do recal properly he has been called cowgirl on a thread that is now locked. but i thought it was just a joke. :)
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thats right Adam....
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Don`t you have anything else to do ? LOL This thread started about the topic of the date rape drug `beer, but it took a U-Turn :D4-Sure. Please don't stress `out, there is enough stress in your life. Post a funny, and make someone laugh. Duane, Diane is just joking....I think ? LOL :D EnJoy your day, and your Monte Carlo. `Space |
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ORIGINAL: KidSpace [align=center][align=center][/align]Duane, Diane is just joking....I think ? LOL :D[/align][align=center][align=center][/align] |
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ORIGINAL: Cowboy6622 ORIGINAL: KidSpace [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Duane, Diane is just joking....I think ? LOL :D[/align][align=center][align=center][/align] [hr] [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]:eek:[/align][align=center]I believe in the "Don`t ask, & please don't tell" :D[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Lets leave it a mystery `ok[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I refuse the `dare LOL ~LOL 4-Sure :)[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][8D]Oh WOW :D[/align][align=center][/align] |
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MCF Member Cowboy6622... hijacking great potential threads since June 6, 2007.
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ORIGINAL: Cowboy6622 MCF Member Cowboy6622... hijacking great potential threads since June 6, 2007. http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/e...x/hijacked.gif |
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Encyclopedia >Thread Hijacking [align=center][/align]Thread hijacking is the act of taking a forum discussion thread off topic by discussing a subject entirely unrelated to the subject at hand. An Internet forum like the Monte Carlo Forumis a facility on the World Wide Web for holding discussions about automotive interest, and wild & crazy Off Topicposts by character members for humor/political/personal topic`s that fill in the empty space on the forum.... ... While this can be an intentional act of trolling, it is often accidental - caused by other participants in the discussion responding to a throwaway remark, taking the thread off at a tangent to the original subject matter. The results, while often humorous, often extract a feeling of resentment from the author of the post: EmptySpace isnot offended, just puzzled by the intent of the self absorbed poster, &confused by the unknown sexual identity of the poster... Internet Troll In Internet terminology, a troll is someone who comes into an established community such as an online discussion forum, and posts inflammatory, rude or offensive messages designed to intentionally annoy and antagonize the existing members or disrupt the flow of discussion (see Anonymous Internet posting). ... The troll is tracked down by the Moderating Staff, and warned, blocked, beaten, removed or buried. The Monte Carlo Forum Moderators have been praised and awarded for their dedication,for the removal of trolls from invading their family. |
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Our World is full of stress, so let`s get back to some humor, and the orignal intent of this thread. :D:)[8D];):D:)[:o]:D[:-]:D [:-] http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads...o-industry.jpg[:-] How people get to work in the Middle East. And you thought you had it bad. :D [:-] :eek:They all are saving for a Monte Carlo Kinda looks like the MCF Membership after a night of partying :eek::D |
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Yeah, sure.
We all know every one of them is headed to live in the U.S. THAT'S why they're on that truck. http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads...wded-truck.jpg And yet another thread hijacked by MCF member RJ. |
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Question: Is it possible to hijack a thread about hi-jacking threads? :eek:
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I think so.
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[align=center]Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don`t matter and those who matter don`t mind. [/align][align=center]Dr. Seuss
US author & illustrator (1904 - 1991) [/align] [align=center]__________________________________________________ _________ [/align][align=center]"It really does not matter what others think of your Monte Carlo,[/align][align=center]what matters most is what you think of your Monte Carlo"[/align][align=center]4-Sure[/align][align=center]`EmptySpace09 [/align] __________________________________________________ ________ [align=center]This topic thread has not gonewhere I thought it would,[/align][align=center]and my intent was humor.[/align][align=center]I don`t care what a person does, or who they are, or what[/align][align=center]their lifestyle preference may be in `life. As long as they[/align][align=center]don`t purposely hurt with their words or acts.[/align][align=center]That they don`t attempt to recruit/influence others to do things[/align][align=center]that are wrong for them.[/align][align=center]"To each their own"[/align][align=center]"Being who you are is the most natural thing there is. To suppress it, whether through fear, pressure or lack of confidence always leads to trouble. That's why millions lead lives of frustration and desperation. [X(]They denied who they are in the hope that the powers that be would reward them. Their reward was mediocrity, depression and a nagging sense that life like that is scarcely worth living.Take up the challenge. Be whatever nature designed you to be. Never mind whether you face disapproval from those who lack the courage to follow the same route...[/align][align=center]Buy whatever auto you want, as long as it`s a Monte Carlo :DYes, there may be a cost.$$$ Some people, even some friends, will disapprove of the new you and will let you know it. There will be setbacks along the way. Yet the price for being yourself can never be as great as the price you must pay for stepping aside from your basic nature: a price paid in frustration, dissatisfaction and wretched realization of all you might have been, but now can never attain... Mediocrity and frustration are the true price of conforming. Only those with the courage openly to live their dreams can ever find lasting success & happiness in their life."[/align][align=center]"Be happy to be free to `be who you are, and wise enough[/align][align=center]to appreciate owning& driving the awesome Chevrolet[/align][align=center]Monte Carlo.[/align][align=center]`amen[/align][align=center]___________________________________________[/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center]Ok, whose going to post the next funny/joke/cartoon.[/align][align=center]Your turn :Dto make your contributions to the MCF :)[/align][align=center]Peace/Out/Space[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center]https://montecarloforum.com/upfiles/...08464EF562.gif[/align][align=center]When that empty space is full :)[IMG]local://upfiles/4301/B1F29D8CBB4543D09E106D08464EF562.gif[/IMG] [/align] |
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Hey Space, I'm surprised you didn't come up with this slightly modded quote:
"Ask not what your Monte can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Monte!" - Space dood |
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LOL!!! I love it Taz... great one. I always enjoy your words of wisdom 'Space.
The earlier part of the thread as just what the title said... a warning to all men to watch out for me while you are drunk! http://www.adultcostumeshop.com.au/c...rl_Costume.jpg I shall seduce RJ if it is the last thing I ever do..... |
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I shall seduce RJ if it is the last thing I ever do.....
Please call RJ immediately. My cell number is: 1-937-MTY-CRLO. [sm=icon_rofl.gif] OH. Please disregard this cell number. I made it up. I don't want someone calling and saying, "Um, can I speak to RJ?" [sm=icon_rofl.gif] |
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ORIGINAL: Taz Hey Space, I'm surprised you didn't come up with this slightly modded quote: "Ask not what your Monte can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Monte!" - Space dood The earlier part of the thread as just what the title said... a warning to all men to watch out for me while you are drunk! http://www.adultcostumeshop.com.au/c...rl_Costume.jpg I shall seduce RJ if it is the last thing I ever do..... [align=center] I shall seduce RJ if it is the last thing I ever do..... Please call RJ immediately. My cell number is: 1-937-MTY-CRLO. [sm=icon_rofl.gif] :eek:WTF ? :DLOL What the `Freak is going on in this Thread ? LOL Must be cabin fevor, or everyones on `drugs [8D]WoW [:-]Update below [:o][:-] Wedding date to be announced :D [:o][X(]:D[:-] [align=center]https://montecarloforum.com/upfiles/...FEC476BE7E.jpg[/align][IMG]local://upfiles/4301/FBB8BAE74C2847AFA220B8FEC476BE7E.jpg[/IMG] |
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7:37pm, e.s.t.
Cell number 1-937-MTY-CRLO is dialed. beep, boop, beep, beep, boop, beep. ring, ring, ring. RJ, "Hello? Diane(Duane), "RJ, this is Diane(Duane). I love you. I want sedice you if it's the last thing I ever do. RJ, "Okay?" Diane(Duane), "I'm coming to Ohio tomorrow to live with you." RJ, "Okay?" Diane(Duane), "I want you to know I love you and your Monte Carlos." RJ, "Okay." Diane(Duane), "I've wanted you for a long time." RJ, "Uh, look baby." Diane(Duane), "I won't take no for an answer. You better understand that right now." RJ, "I was only going to say make sure to drivethe Monte up here." Diane(Duane), "Do you want me to bring my cowgirl outfit with me?" RJ, "As long as it means I get your Monte Carlo, I don't care. Bring your Daisy Duke outfit if it makes you feel any better." Diane(Duane), "OH, I was hoping you'd ask." RJ, "Whatever." Cell phone goes dead, 7:59pm, e.s.t. |
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http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/im...ber-drevil.jpg
Ohhh-kay........Getting a little creepy now. lol. :D |
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Would you like me to bring my french maid as well RJ?
http://www.funwarehouse.co.uk/acatal...6101_large.jpg Don't worry about how my hair color, complection, etc. change with the outfit. And I told you not to tell anyone I was coming... let it be our little secret [sm=bustedsign.gif] |
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ORIGINAL: Taz http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/im...ber-drevil.jpg Ohhh-kay........Getting a little creepy now. lol. :D |
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Free Flu Shots [:-] http://content.bored.com/comics/snap01669.gif Ticket for Doing Speed Limit [:-] http://content.bored.com/comics/color00736.gif |
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Here's a few.
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[align=center]The MCF is un proudly to announce the wedding[/align][align=center]of Members :)R.J. and CowBoyGirl [:o][/align][align=center]The wedding was conducted in Weird City USA[/align][align=center]at the Monte Carlo GraveYard.[/align][align=center]Many members attended and there was a Monte Carlo[/align][align=center](Grandpa `Dave refused to attend:)[/align][align=center] Wedding Parade thru the town of Weird City.[/align][align=center]And members tied oil cans to the back of their Monte :D[/align][align=center]They are going to Monte Carlo Mountain for one of their[/align][align=center]Honeymoon Trips.(Making a special-weird film there in hopes of another X rated Cowboy moive).They are already fighting on which one[/align][align=center]of R.J.`s Monte Carlo`s they are going to drive on their Trip[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Wedding Picture of Members[/align][align=center]RJ & Duane[/align][align=center]aka Cowgirl Diane & Cowboy RJ ~>LOL[:-][/align][align=center]http://content.humorpix.com/images/3061/p006.jpg[/align][align=center]They changed for the reception at their[/align][align=center]new Monte Carlo Mobile Home[:-][/align][align=center]http://content.humorpix.com/images/3061/p010.jpg[/align][align=center]http://content.humorpix.com/images/3061/p011.jpg[/align][align=center]:eek:Free Hot Dogs 2 all members that attend [:o][/align][align=center]http://content.humorpix.com/images/3061/p013.jpg[/align][align=center]:eek:They had their Honeymoon or Honey-Moaned in Florida[/align][align=center]and got a all over tan at the nudist camp[/align][align=center]http://content.humorpix.com/images/3061/p014.jpg[/align][align=center]:eek:It is the happiest RJ has ever been in his `life...LOL[/align][align=center]http://content.humorpix.com/images/3061/p004.jpg[/align][align=center]R. J. just check`in for Cowgirl bugs.[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Posted just 4 laughs, not 2 offend any`1[/align][align=center]:DWhat a World :D[/align][align=center]Space 2 Space: Get a `Life will `ya, I know this is a `off topic area,[/align][align=center]but this is way `weird 4-Sure LOL :D[/align]
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this thread is gettin very disturbing...
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