Think with your dipstick, Jimmy!
#2
10-27-2009, 05:15 PM
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Bushkill, PA
Posts: 3,279
lol, just imagine what the kid in my tech class had to deal with when he said he needed to do an oil change in his gmc... jimmy! lol, he is damn lucky we didint have easy acess to a dipstick, lol.
#4
11-03-2009, 07:41 PM
with your dip stick.....
Now that is thinking with you dip stick, jimmy!!!......
"Are all synthetic oils the same?"
"owwwww!!!"
"That is not thinking with your dip stick, jimmy?"
"Do all synthetic oils provide the same type of protection?"
"No!"
"Owwwwww!"
"Definately not thinking with your dip stick, jimmy!"
"I just grabbed the cheapest oil i could find and put it in my car, hey saved me some money, no harm done."
"Ahhh!!!"
"Owwwwww!!!"
"Now that is not thnking with your dip stick, jimmy!!!!" (and very dumb i migth add =\)
"Wow castrol edge!! I will use this!!"
*comes running up from behind screaming* "Ahhhhh yeeeeaaaaa!!!'
"Owwwww munda@*&#*@!!!"
"Now that is thinking with your dip stick, jimmy!!"
"Then why did you hit me?!"
"Because that was thinking you dip stick, jimmy!!" * and in the mean time, while he was saying this, the guy leaves and get in his monte carlo and runs over.
"Now that is getting rid of the annoyoing dip sh@*!!!"
Monte Carlo and carstrol edge, match made in auto elite heaven lol.
* may i state that this was a joke and does not express the views of castrol syntec or its competition. and i do not condone the harm of another human being. this was just a funnie *
"Are all synthetic oils the same?"
"owwwww!!!"
"That is not thinking with your dip stick, jimmy?"
"Do all synthetic oils provide the same type of protection?"
"No!"
"Owwwwww!"
"Definately not thinking with your dip stick, jimmy!"
"I just grabbed the cheapest oil i could find and put it in my car, hey saved me some money, no harm done."
"Ahhh!!!"
"Owwwwww!!!"
"Now that is not thnking with your dip stick, jimmy!!!!" (and very dumb i migth add =\)
"Wow castrol edge!! I will use this!!"
*comes running up from behind screaming* "Ahhhhh yeeeeaaaaa!!!'
"Owwwww munda@*&#*@!!!"
"Now that is thinking with your dip stick, jimmy!!"
"Then why did you hit me?!"
"Because that was thinking you dip stick, jimmy!!" * and in the mean time, while he was saying this, the guy leaves and get in his monte carlo and runs over.
"Now that is getting rid of the annoyoing dip sh@*!!!"
Monte Carlo and carstrol edge, match made in auto elite heaven lol.
* may i state that this was a joke and does not express the views of castrol syntec or its competition. and i do not condone the harm of another human being. this was just a funnie *
#5
11-03-2009, 08:47 PM
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Nubraska
Posts: 7,082
I was in oriely's the other day, came around the corner to the oil section, and heres the full cardboard cutout of the guy with a dipstick. I was scared and laughing all at once.
#7
11-04-2009, 09:01 AM
I merged the two threads into one. Because I was thinkin with my dipstick, Jimmy!
Edit: Just got a laugh because the redirect from t.s.b.'s original thread reads: "MOVED: with your dip stick".
I work nights. I'm tired. I amuse easily. :p
Edit: Just got a laugh because the redirect from t.s.b.'s original thread reads: "MOVED: with your dip stick".
I work nights. I'm tired. I amuse easily. :p
