things not to say........
#11
05-06-2009, 09:38 PM
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
You: No, the speedometer doesn't go that high.
Of course there's the classic scene from the movie, "Planes, Trains, & Automobiles":
Cop: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
John Candy: Uh, no actually. The speedometer melted.
Something else not to say to a cop:
Yeah, I was driving like that so I could have a story to talk about on the internet. You'll be mentioned on our website!
You: No, the speedometer doesn't go that high.
Of course there's the classic scene from the movie, "Planes, Trains, & Automobiles":
Cop: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
John Candy: Uh, no actually. The speedometer melted.
Something else not to say to a cop:
Yeah, I was driving like that so I could have a story to talk about on the internet. You'll be mentioned on our website!
#13
05-07-2009, 04:29 AM
i thought your cars were governed at 110
You: (run back to the cop car and ask ) do you know why you pulled me over
Cop: ya
You: good atleast one of us does
You: (run back to the cop car and ask ) do you know why you pulled me over
Cop: ya
You: good atleast one of us does
#14
05-07-2009, 07:57 AM
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Southeast PA
Posts: 25,137
could you kindly step back officer? I don't want to get the swine flu.
(why hasn't anyone hit that one yet?)
(why hasn't anyone hit that one yet?)
#15
05-07-2009, 08:39 AM
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Henderson, NV
Posts: 6,996
I'm going to have to use that. I have a customer thats a U.S. Marshal and he is really kewl.
#18
05-08-2009, 12:47 AM
LOL...
Ok, completly true story here...I got pulled over about a year ago for going over 100 mph, when the cop came up to the window, he said "don't even try to tell me you don't know why I pulled you over." "have you ever heard of reckless driving?" I responded yes office...he then said "So how fast do you think you were going?" I responded over 100, but I know for a fact not more than 107, because my car is speed limited." He then said "Is that a fact?" "Why in the hell were you driving so fast?" I responded because I was late for a final, and would fail the class if I missed this final." I then added "I am so stressed, I can't handle all this pressure with school, and now this, I can't afford this." The cop then took my license to his car, and came back to tell me "you know what, I think I'm crazy, but i'm going to let you go for some reason." "try and keep it under 80 please." and that was the end of that, away I went without a ticket
...How I managed that, I have know idea, I think he felt bad for me because I pulled the "i'm in school" line on him. 
Just thought i'd share that, I would have never believed it if it wasnt me it happend to!
Ok, completly true story here...I got pulled over about a year ago for going over 100 mph, when the cop came up to the window, he said "don't even try to tell me you don't know why I pulled you over." "have you ever heard of reckless driving?" I responded yes office...he then said "So how fast do you think you were going?" I responded over 100, but I know for a fact not more than 107, because my car is speed limited." He then said "Is that a fact?" "Why in the hell were you driving so fast?" I responded because I was late for a final, and would fail the class if I missed this final." I then added "I am so stressed, I can't handle all this pressure with school, and now this, I can't afford this." The cop then took my license to his car, and came back to tell me "you know what, I think I'm crazy, but i'm going to let you go for some reason." "try and keep it under 80 please." and that was the end of that, away I went without a ticket
...How I managed that, I have know idea, I think he felt bad for me because I pulled the "i'm in school" line on him. Just thought i'd share that, I would have never believed it if it wasnt me it happend to!
#19
05-08-2009, 01:23 AM
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: S.F. Bay Area
Posts: 774
ya that is a tough one to believe.
not the story, but that cops actually have feelings!
haha. that was cheap, but so worth it.
mamonte, you got any pics of your monte? what year is it?
looks like your somewhat close to me, being in san jose
not the story, but that cops actually have feelings!
haha. that was cheap, but so worth it.
mamonte, you got any pics of your monte? what year is it?
looks like your somewhat close to me, being in san jose
#20
05-08-2009, 11:30 AM
Monte Of The Month -- September 2009
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: providence, RI
Posts: 1,614
dude that's awesome. maybe i should try that next time i get pulled over. since i apparently still look like i'm in high school.
when i went for my pedicure last night, the tech asked me if i was going to the prom tomorrow too. (there were a ton of girls in there getting their nails done for the prom which is apparently today.) i laughed and told her no, maybe 10 years ago though...
when i went for my pedicure last night, the tech asked me if i was going to the prom tomorrow too. (there were a ton of girls in there getting their nails done for the prom which is apparently today.) i laughed and told her no, maybe 10 years ago though...