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Old 04-16-2011, 08:00 AM
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Hi Member's,
A place to ask your `Stupid Questions.
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I have a 3.8L V6, How many spark plugs do I need ?


`Space, why are your here ? Because everyone needs their own space.


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Old 04-16-2011, 08:14 AM
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Stupid Questions
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why are Softballs hard?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
 
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Old 04-16-2011, 08:41 AM
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
I'd like to see you try that with people Space.
 
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How do I change the exhaust bearings on my Monte Carlo?
 
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Old 04-16-2011, 08:53 AM
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With a Johnson rod.
 
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I can't find where to put the blinker fluid

Please help!
 
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Old 04-16-2011, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Taz

I'd like to see you try that with people Space.

LOL, I just `go when I have 2 `go...I have to go 2 the store later, so I will ask where the bathroom is & point

Now, that was a stupid answer LOL 4-Sure : )
Mike, Duane & Lou, I will have to think about your difficult questions, but I will reply when I find the
answers...I did a Google Search & they did not know either : ) LOL
 

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Old 04-16-2011, 12:20 PM
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Is it true most women don't care about size?

So if I drive the former MCF staff Yugo (roughly 8 ft long) versus say a '57 Chevy (16' 8") will women still go out with me?
 
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Old 04-16-2011, 01:49 PM
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Have we figured out what to do about replacing the Yugo? Does Space have to go get it since he crashed it?

YouTube - yugo

And while I'm at it, what's the proper torque for those exhaust bearings?
 
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Old 04-16-2011, 02:12 PM
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`Duane, I will search for the answer to your Please be patience
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Below is another really Stupid Question from `Space

"Can we replace the U-Go with your Torino as our Beer Running Ride" ? ? ? LOL~> You keep reminding me & everyBody that I crashed the U-Go (I was drunk) & U gave me the beer : ) LOL

I would volunteer for all the beer runs, just 2 be able to drive it : ) LOL
 


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