>Stupid Monte Questions?<
#1
03-21-2016, 06:16 PM
>Stupid Monte Questions?<
Yes, like those Beach Bum kids that try to answer questions
they know nothing about
Member's, what are some of the funniest
auto questions that you've been asked or heard ?
auto questions that you've been asked or heard ?
How do I open the hood on a Monte Carlo ?
What is a dip stick ?
What is a Chevy bow-tie ?
Hey, I lost my car keys, do you know where I should look ?
My wife won't let me drive, what should I do ?
How do I take pictures of my Monte Carlo ?
I need someone to come to my place and
tell me why my Monte won't start ?
How do I wash my Monte Carlo ?
Will you come & help me ?
I'm here waiting ?
I don't know
anything
?
HELP `Me
Well, I need someone to tell me how to get my
Monte outa of ditch...
How do I find out what year my Monte is ?
When should I put on new brakes ? when it
doesn't stop ?
How many people can fit into a Monte Carlo ?
I have to take my family & relatives to a funeral .
What is a dip stick ?
What is a Chevy bow-tie ?
Hey, I lost my car keys, do you know where I should look ?
My wife won't let me drive, what should I do ?
How do I take pictures of my Monte Carlo ?
I need someone to come to my place and
tell me why my Monte won't start ?
How do I wash my Monte Carlo ?
Will you come & help me ?
I'm here waiting ?
I don't know
anything
?
HELP `Me
Well, I need someone to tell me how to get my
Monte outa of ditch...
How do I find out what year my Monte is ?
When should I put on new brakes ? when it
doesn't stop ?
How many people can fit into a Monte Carlo ?
I have to take my family & relatives to a funeral .
How much does it cost to own a Monte ? '
Will I get good looking girls if I have a Monte Carlo ?
Will you like Me and want to go places with me
in my Monte Carlo (lol) ?
in my Monte Carlo (lol) ?
My radio don't work, what's wrong ?
Now my wipers don't work ?
My speedometer isn't working, how fast can
I go?
How long will my headlights last ?
How do you put gas in a Monte when your
outa money ?
Can someone send me some $'s or some gas ?
Now my wipers don't work ?
My speedometer isn't working, how fast can
I go?
How long will my headlights last ?
How do you put gas in a Monte when your
outa money ?
Can someone send me some $'s or some gas ?
OK, your turn 
Last edited by BeachBumMike; 03-21-2016 at 07:39 PM.
#2
03-21-2016, 09:06 PM
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 5,282
Well this is fun! I am a sarcastic smart A**. So some of these answers are best done spontaneously!
My radio don't work, what's wrong ? It's broke
Now my wipers don't work ? They don't want to get wet.
My speedometer isn't working, how fast can
I go? Fast as you want your car is full race!!
A few years back I was helping this lady with some repairs on her house and car.For some reason she thought she could change out a water pump on here Lincoln Mark V . But she bit off more than she could chew, I got it finished for her.
Then she purchased an Impala because I had one. Nice ride she got an 09 SS.
She was on her way to work one morning about a 20 minute drive and she said she lost the front right wheel. She thought her X may have loosened the lug nuts.
If you loose a wheel like she said your going to feel a vibration before it goes. But she is Blond what can I say.
She then got a new set of tires for the impala.
Then I suggested she get an all wheel alignment.
She told me I didn't know everything?
So I spoke no more.
We flash forward about 10 months and I got my first ride in this car I bought lunch and she needed help loading some heavy stuff into the trunk. I could feel a vibration in the rear of the car as she drove it and IK mentioned that but she ignored me.
She dropped me off and gave be a big kiss before I got out of the car.
She calls me up 2 days later and tells me the new tires she bought 10 months back are shot. She asked me did you know that when you get new tires you should get an all wheel alignment? (yes) I said.
She was really upset about this the cost was high for the new tires. But I was wondering why the Tire dealer didn't align the car the first time.
They were willing to do it now?
Sometimes folks just don't listen. I lived all these nightmares with cars from my daughter and her girlfriends that tried to destroy all the cars I bought for her, and had to fix.
So I had the experience for my lady friend but she just would not listen. The list goes on!!! ?She used to say you can't fix stupid? yep that was me!
My radio don't work, what's wrong ? It's broke
Now my wipers don't work ? They don't want to get wet.
My speedometer isn't working, how fast can
I go? Fast as you want your car is full race!!
A few years back I was helping this lady with some repairs on her house and car.For some reason she thought she could change out a water pump on here Lincoln Mark V . But she bit off more than she could chew, I got it finished for her.
Then she purchased an Impala because I had one. Nice ride she got an 09 SS.
She was on her way to work one morning about a 20 minute drive and she said she lost the front right wheel. She thought her X may have loosened the lug nuts.
If you loose a wheel like she said your going to feel a vibration before it goes. But she is Blond what can I say.
She then got a new set of tires for the impala.
Then I suggested she get an all wheel alignment.
She told me I didn't know everything?
So I spoke no more.
We flash forward about 10 months and I got my first ride in this car I bought lunch and she needed help loading some heavy stuff into the trunk. I could feel a vibration in the rear of the car as she drove it and IK mentioned that but she ignored me.
She dropped me off and gave be a big kiss before I got out of the car.
She calls me up 2 days later and tells me the new tires she bought 10 months back are shot. She asked me did you know that when you get new tires you should get an all wheel alignment? (yes) I said.
She was really upset about this the cost was high for the new tires. But I was wondering why the Tire dealer didn't align the car the first time.
They were willing to do it now?
Sometimes folks just don't listen. I lived all these nightmares with cars from my daughter and her girlfriends that tried to destroy all the cars I bought for her, and had to fix.
So I had the experience for my lady friend but she just would not listen. The list goes on!!!
?She used to say you can't fix stupid? yep that was me!
#3
03-22-2016, 09:52 AM
Thanks `Dale for posting/playing
Good answer's (lol)Is that guy above really Dale Earnhardt Sr.
>>?<< Sure looks like him.
"The Dale Earnhardt Sr. Look Alike" (Not an Impersonator!)
#4
03-22-2016, 12:16 PM
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 5,282
#5
03-22-2016, 12:23 PM
Hi MCF `Dale,
I didn't post that it was you...I posted they are look a likes of Dale Sr...Yes, there are better look a likes and some worse.
Geeeez (LOL)
Dale Sr Below pictures
MCF Dale Below
I didn't post that it was you...I posted they are look a likes of Dale Sr...Yes, there are better look a likes and some worse.
Geeeez (LOL)
Dale Sr Below pictures
MCF Dale Below
Last edited by BeachBumMike; 03-22-2016 at 12:38 PM.
#6
03-22-2016, 12:53 PM
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 5,282
the difference is he flaunts it, I don't. After Dale was lost in 01 He was one of the many who showed up at the DEI and races looking like this. I don't do that out of respect for Dale, Dale Jr and his family. I have yet to set foot at the North Carolina shops. Be that said I did meet the Real Dale back in the later 80's. We spent a few days at the same location and he enjoyed giving me as much sh*t as he could, of course I gave it back as well. But he was most taken back that I didn't know who he was. " I said your just some bozo who looks like me"
It was a stunning resemblance enough that it was close to making me pee my pants. Here is the match up shots the one on the top is the Real Dale the other 3 are me.
Last edited by drivernumber3; 03-22-2016 at 12:54 PM. Reason: photo
#7
03-22-2016, 01:10 PM
Thanks MCF `Dale, I didn't mean to offend you and if I did I'm sorry...That was not my intent. I'm happy that you enjoy looking like the real Dale Sr & that it brings you happiness.
I really believe that we are all actors on this stage called life. I just try to be the best that I can `be & that's a full time challenge It's amazing here in Florida that we have many look a like Santa's that the kids love when they see them at the beaches. When I was little, I thought that they really were Santa (lol)... Enjoy your life honoring a legend in NASCAR Racng 4-Sure.
OK, let's get back to this thread topic: Stupid Questions
's
Peace/Out
I really believe that we are all actors on this stage called life. I just try to be the best that I can `be & that's a full time challenge
It's amazing here in Florida that we have many look a like Santa's that the kids love when they see them at the beaches. When I was little, I thought that they really were Santa (lol)... Enjoy your life honoring a legend in NASCAR Racng 4-Sure.OK, let's get back to this thread topic: Stupid Questions
'sPeace/Out
Last edited by BeachBumMike; 03-22-2016 at 01:44 PM.