A local radio station (97.1 FM "The Ticket" -- Detroit) did a listener feedback poll that I thought I'd share here.

Karsch And Anderson Top Ten June 29, 2011

Ways to tell Shakespeare was a stoner…

10. He was seen camping out for Steeley Dan tickets.

9. Way to tell Shakespeare was a stoner? Greg Oden was there and will verify it.

8. Clues Shakespeare was a stoner: He’d go to jousting tournaments wearing a rainbow wig and hold up a JOHN 3:16 sign

7. Another way to know Shakespeare was a stoner… By the title of one of his lesser known plays “Dude, where’s my chariot?”

6. How we know that William Shakespeare was a stoner…Macbeth was originally written on Zig Zags.

5. Reason Shakespeare was a stoner. Romeo and Juliet was originally Romeo and Juliet go to white castle and featured Neil Patrick Harris.

4. Obviously he was a stoner…”doobie or not doobie - that is the question”

3. Look closely at that skull in hamlet. It’s a hookah.

2. How to know Shakespeare was a stoner…His real name was Shakespicoli.

1. Shakespeare a stoner – his original title for Macbeth was MacBlunt, a story about the killing of a monster joint.

Credit to original webpage: Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 6-29-11 « CBS Detroit


So what would your entries be?

 

Lmao, so sending this to my english teacher!

 

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