LOL. My 7 year old told him to wish for a week with the pussycat dolls!! He has wish girls. And I scare the girls at the door away

~Jenna

 

ok so your like the classic "father to a daughter were he stands at the door scaring the boyfriend.... then waits up with a shot gun??????

 

Is it a 12 gauge?

 

You guys better not be shooting any of my wish girls... Once I find them that is

 

No. Not really. Right now he's to into doing what he wants to do. He likes the girls just doesn't bother with them to much as they get in the way of what he wants to do. His words not mine. They come to the door for him all the time, and he lacks no attention at school dances. He's very nice looking if I do say so myself. But I tell him, do your own thing dude, don't get tangled up with a girl who has no interest in the things you do. I'm sure that won't last.

We're all in Canada!! Where we have gun control and use big sticks instead:p

~Jenna

 

you know the rule back in the day here in the US there was a rule you could beat your wife as long as the stick was no bigger than your thumb. is there a rule against sticks up there to. gun control we have it jsut not enforced well.....like alot of other things.

 

I wish speeding was one of those things, I swear I get picked up as soon as I think of go 66 in a 65.
I do like the fact that most college town cops are cool as long as you're not being disorderly when you're partying it up.

 

LOL. I strain and give myself charlie horses driving through PA. That's the last state I wanna be caught speeding in. State Troopers EVERYWHERE!! I always use the PA turnpike and always sees a dozen cars pulled over as I drive through that state. Its hard not to speed though because the speed limits there are lower than here, and I have to remember to read the spedometer correctly or I'll have my damn car impounded.

When I worked for Napa Auto Parts, I drove the Jeff Gordon Dupont truck. It was just a heat score!! A billboard on wheels. One night after work I left the window open and it rained (of course) so the next day I had to drive around sitting on a wet seat. Come near the end of the day I was speeding along and got yanked. Well, speeding is automatic dismissal from your duties, and I knew htis. So, I started to cry and wiggle around. The cop was like WTF are you doing?

I gave him this "holy s hit" look, while crying and said " I didn't make it". Then went on to tell him I'd pee'd my pants. So he tells me to get out of the truck. I did, and he leaned over and felt the seat. ROFLAO!! Since, it was wet from leaving the window open, and really warm from me sitting in it all day he believed that I'd really pee'd my pants. ROFLAO! All, he said to me was to find a bathroom before I had to speed. ROFLAO!! I'm genius, no?

~Jenna

 

You're devious. I like that. LOL

I'm surprised Cowboy hasn't made this comment yet.