New Joke of the Day!
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New Joke of the Day!
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<dl><dd> An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village. </dd></dl><dl><dd></dd></dl><dl><dd>
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</dd>About halfway through the service, Frank took a pen and paper out of his pocket, wrote a note and handed it to Pauline.
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</dd><dd>The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"</dd><dd></dd><dd>
</dd><dd>Pauline scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."</dd>
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<dl><dd> An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village. </dd></dl><dl><dd></dd></dl><dl><dd>
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</dd>About halfway through the service, Frank took a pen and paper out of his pocket, wrote a note and handed it to Pauline.
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</dd><dd>The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"</dd><dd></dd><dd>
</dd><dd>Pauline scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."</dd>
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Last edited by STUMPMI; 05-08-2013 at 06:54 AM.
#3
This is friggn Hillarious!
Best Ventriloquist Ever!
Nina Conti live at the Apollo - the art of ventriloquism at its best on Vimeo
Nina Conti live at the Apollo - the art of ventriloquism at its best on Vimeo
#8
This is for all you Tree Climber Fans...
Japanese vs American...
You wont believe your eyes! (Thanks Rick)
http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=4a88a935f5f0
You wont believe your eyes! (Thanks Rick)
http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=4a88a935f5f0