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Old 05-03-2013, 07:02 AM
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</dd>About halfway through the service, Frank took a pen and paper out of his pocket, wrote a note and handed it to Pauline.



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</dd><dd>The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"</dd><dd></dd><dd>





</dd><dd>Pauline scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."</dd>

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haa! thats good.
 
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Best Ventriloquist Ever!

Nina Conti live at the Apollo - the art of ventriloquism at its best on Vimeo
 
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I'll have to watch it on my computer when I get home.
 
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That was a hilarious video! It put a smile to my face
 
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Hahahaha, that first joke was a good one! I'll have to watch the video later when I have more time
 
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Japanese vs American...

You wont believe your eyes! (Thanks Rick)


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I was not expecting that!
Harleys ftw! (so can't wait until I get my own!)
 
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Hahahaha that guy didn't know what hit him! That takes some serious know how to build your own chopper and he definitely has some!
 


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