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Me, the next James Bond?

Old Sep 17, 2007 | 09:48 PM
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Well guys, its not official yet, but I have been signed to play James Bond after Daniel Craigs 3 film contract is up. And so you will know, there will be changes coming with the first ever American James Bond . This time, James Bond will be taking on ricers in his Monte Carlo and cowboy boots (if he can ever get out of his window)!!! His allies will be his faithful friends of the MCF as they take on ricers on roads all across North America, in a plot that centers around rescuing Wiz Kidd.



"I'll have a chocolate Yoo-Hoo, shaken, not stired."

Allies:
Chris (scc24540) - another Monte Carlo driver, armed with a swiss army knife, he will convience the ricers to death.

Space Rider - Armed with every issure of Road & Track, Car & Driver, and all other performance related magazines out there, will help Bond take on the ricers from Florida.

Q, played by z34phoenix - An expert in preparing Monte Carlo's for optimum performance will help Bond prepare his car to take on the ricers.

Wiz Kidd - Faithful friend of Bond all of his allies, who's recent disappearance has been blamed on the ricers.

Enemies:

Ricers - do we even need to type a description for this one?

Bond's Car: The agreement with Ford is up, so the Aston Martin's are out. However, do not be dismayed, James Bond will be seen in his 2003 Superior Blue Monte Carlo SS.



This Chevrolet Monte Carlo, equipped with a 3800 series V6 will be Bond's primary ride this time. With help from z34phoenix, this ride will top all ricers, and is equipped with a cellular telephone and Dynomax exhaust system.



(Really, this all spawned from a boring Monday night when I found an old picture I did a year ago with Photo Shop in High School.)
 
Old Sep 17, 2007 | 10:39 PM
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a swiss army knife? haha better change that to zanpakotou, katana, sai, nunchaku, and a couple pieces LOL
 
Old Sep 18, 2007 | 07:45 AM
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lol
 
Old Sep 18, 2007 | 09:55 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2007 | 09:57 AM
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ORIGINAL: SpaceRider

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Old Sep 18, 2007 | 09:58 AM
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Old Sep 18, 2007 | 10:25 AM
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I can just see the re-sale value of all our Montes when the Bond fans find out he's new ride is a Monte Carlo.

$$$$$$$.
 
Old Sep 18, 2007 | 01:09 PM
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your welcome
 
Old Sep 18, 2007 | 01:17 PM
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i look good in a white dinner jacket... i think i'm ready to go guys
 
Old Sep 18, 2007 | 01:20 PM
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What about the Bond Chicks?

 

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