MCF Complaint Department : )
#11
03-10-2009, 01:40 PM
We shall `love...it's an order : )
Yes, MCF Commander Administrator `Patrick, we shall love our new vB Server 4-Sure 
#14
03-11-2009, 05:50 AM
Do you have a male/female Computer ?
Yes, there sure is to much`Space on the MCF : )
____________________________________________
TO: MCF Administrator/Moderator's
SUBJECT: Is our New vB Server for Male or Female Computer's ?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.
He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised their hand and asked - "What gender is a computer"?
The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it
:p 
What is your computer ?Last edited by Space; 03-11-2009 at 12:04 PM. Reason: Because he gets `high on `Life in `Space : )
#15
03-11-2009, 06:58 AM
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Henderson, NV
Posts: 6,996
Yes, there sure is alot of Empty `Space
____________________________________________
TO: MCF Administrator/Moderator's
SUBJECT: Is our New vB Server for Male or Female Computer's ?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.
He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised their hand and asked - "What gender is a computer"?
The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it
:p What is your computer ?There goes my paycheck...
#16
03-11-2009, 08:54 AM
How 2 Handle Stress in Life & on the MCF : )
How 2 Handle `Stress in Life & on the MCF
You need stress in your life! Does that surprise you? Perhaps so, but it is quite true. Without stress, life would be dull and unexciting. Stress adds flavor, challenge, and opportunity to life. Too much stress, however, can seriously affect your physical and mental well-being. A major challenge in this stress-filled world of today is to make the stress in your life work for you instead of against you.
Stress is with us all the time. It comes from mental or emotional activity and physical activity. It is unique and personal to each of us. So personal, in fact, that what may be relaxing to one person may be stressful to another. For example, if you're a busy executive who likes to keep busy all the time, "taking it easy" at the beach on a beautiful day may feel extremely frustrating, nonproductive, and upsetting. You may be emotionally distressed from "doing nothing." One should visit the Monte Carlo Forum (It is a Stress/Free/Zone: )
The MCF has a feature that you can ignore members that `Stress U `Out : ) ~>like that kid from `Space
Too much emotional stress can cause physical illness such as high blood pressure, ulcers, or even heart disease; physical stress from work or exercise is not likely to cause such ailments. The truth is that physical exercise can help you to relax and to handle your mental or emotional stress.
Hans Selye, M.D., a recognized expert in the field, has defined stress as a "non-specific response of the body to a demand." The important issue is learning how our bodies respond to these demands. When stress becomes prolonged or particularly frustrating, it can become harmful-causing distress or "bad stress." Recognizing the early signs of distress and then doing something about them can make an important difference in the quality of your life, and may actually influence your survival.
Reacting to Stress
To use stress in a positive way and prevent it from becoming distress, you should become aware of your own reactions to stressful events. The body responds to stress by going through three stages: (1) alarm, (2) resistance, and (3) exhaustion.
Let's take the example of a typical commuter in rush-hour traffic. If a car suddenly pulls out in front of him, his initial alarm reaction may include fear of an accident, anger at the driver who committed the action, and general frustration. If he had a gun, he could shot : ) His body may respond in the alarm stage by releasing hormones into the bloodstream which cause his face to flush, perspiration to form, his stomach to have a sinking feeling, and his arms and legs to tighten. The next stage is resistance, in which the body repairs damage caused by the stress. If the stress of driving continues with repeated close calls or traffic jams, however, his body will not have time to make repairs. He may become so conditioned to expect potential problems when he drives that he tightens up at the beginning of each commuting day. Eventually, he may even develop one of the diseases of stress, such as migraine headaches, high blood pressure, backaches, or insomnia. While it is impossible to live completely free of stress and distress, it is possible to prevent some distress as well as to minimize its impact when it can't be avoided.
Helping Yourself
When stress does occur, it is important to recognize and deal with it. Here are some suggestions for ways to handle stress. As you begin to understand more about how stress affects you as an individual, you will come up with your own ideas of helping to ease the tensions.
Try physical activity. When you are nervous, angry, or upset, release the pressure through exercise or physical activity. Running, walking, playing tennis, or working in your garden are just some of the activities you might try. Space runs the Beach & Surf's, and enjoys X (deleted by Admin) Physical exercise will relieve that "up tight" feeling, relax you, and turn the frowns into smiles. Remember, your body and your mind work together, but not 4 `Space...He is a alien 4-Sure : )
Share your stress. It helps to talk to someone about your concerns and worries. Perhaps a friend, family member, MCF Members : ) teacher, or counselor can help you see your problem in a different light. If you feel your problem is serious, you might seek professional help from a psychologist, psychiatrist, or social worker. Knowing when to ask for help may avoid more serious problems later.
Know your limits. If a problem is beyond your control and cannot be changed at the moment, don't fight the situation. Learn to accept what is-for now-until such time when you can change it.
Your Monte Carlo can only handle so much power, until it blows `up...& that is stressful 4 Sure : )
Take care of yourself. You are special. Get enough rest and eat well. If you are irritable and tense from lack of sleep or if you are not eating correctly, you will have less ability to deal with stressful situations. Example: Reading some of Space Posts : ) If stress repeatedly keeps you from sleeping, you should ask your doctor for help or PM one of our talented Moderators of the MCF. If it is a major problem ? Email the MCF Administrator : )Make time for fun. Schedule time for both work and recreation. Play can be just as important to your well-being as work; you need a break from your daily routine to just relax and have fun.
* Suggestion: Log on2 the MCF 4-Sure ....It is a StressFreeZone : )
Be a participant. One way to keep from getting bored, sad, and lonely is to go where it's all happening: Sitting alone can make you feel frustrated. Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, get involved and become a participant on the MCF. Offer your services in neighborhood or volunteer organizations. Help yourself by helping other people. 4-Sure it helps. Get involved in the world and the people around you, and you'll find they will be attracted to you. You're on your way to making new friends and enjoying new activities, especially `if U R a contributing member on the MCF : )
Check off your tasks. Trying to take care of everything at once can seem overwhelming, and, as a result, you may not accomplish anything, Instead, make a list of what tasks you have to do, then do one at a time, checking them off as they're completed. Give priority to the most important ones and do those first.
Must you always be right? Do other people upset you -(like that crazy Weird Kid from `Space)
particularly when they don't do things your way? Try cooperation instead of confrontation; it's better than fighting and always being "right:" A little give and take on both sides will reduce the strain and make you both feel more comfortable. You will feel a lot better `if U send money $ to `Space...It's OK to cry. : ( A good cry can be a healthy way to bring relief to your anxiety, and it might even prevent a headache or other physical consequence. Take some deep breaths; they also release tension. Space always cries when he re-reads his posts, and ask `why ? : )Create a quiet scene. You can't always run away, but you can "dream the impossible dream." A quiet country scene painted mentally, or on canvas, can take you out of the turmoil of a stressful situation. Or visiting the MCF Gallery, & just looking @ all the beautiful Monte Carlo's Change the scene by reading a good book or playing beautiful music to create a sense of peace and tranquility.
Avoid self-medication. Although you can use drugs : ) "Smok'in", to relieve stress temporarily, drugs do not remove the conditions that caused the stress in the first place. Drugs, in fact, may be habit-forming : ) and create more stress than they take away. They should be taken only on the advice of your doctor or `Space, unless, of course, he is not legally able to prescribe them. In such a case it is up to you to exercise control. Yes, Everyone should get `high on `Life in your own `Space : )
The Art of Relaxation
The best strategy for avoiding stress is to learn how to relax. Unfortunately, many people try to relax at the same pace that they lead the rest of their lives. For a while, tune out your worries about time, productivity, and "doing right." You will find satisfaction in just being, 4-Sure, without striving. Find activities that give you pleasure and that are good for your mental and physical well-being. Forget about always winning. Focus on relaxation, enjoyment, and health. Be good to yourself &
you will be good 2 `all. U got 2 Love yourself, B-4 U can Love others.....4-Sure. Now, Go Love Yourself, and your Monte Carlo.....
Wish the reader of this a StressFree/HappyDay 4 Sure. `Space
Last edited by Space; 03-11-2009 at 09:14 AM. Reason: I was stressed `Out : )
#17
03-11-2009, 11:38 AM
Take a `Break ~> Mind `Trip
Be the Master of your `Mind & Take a Mind `Trip
1. Stand `Up & stretch
2. Take a few deep breaths
3. View below Picture
4. Send all your problems in2 `Space Shout @ the Moon
5. If you have your health, U.R. a rich person..4-Sure
6. EnJoy your Now, it is a Present 4-Sure
`Space Shuttle departing 2night Send your problems with `it
Update 3-9-09 @4:21 PM Shuttle Scrub'ed
Maybe 2morrow `launch ?
2. Take a few deep breaths
3. View below Picture
4. Send all your problems in2 `Space
Shout @ the Moon 5. If you have your health, U.R. a rich person..4-Sure
6. EnJoy your Now, it is a Present 4-Sure
`Space Shuttle departing 2night
Send your problems with `it Update 3-9-09 @4:21 PM Shuttle Scrub'ed
Maybe 2morrow `launch ?
Below is the best vehicle to escape stress 4-Sure
Last edited by Space; 03-11-2009 at 03:45 PM. Reason: A Space Creation test : )
#19
03-11-2009, 12:11 PM
thanks patrick for the info! hopefully the issues will b ironed out soon and we will all b back on track
#20
03-11-2009, 12:22 PM
Thanks 2 MCF Owners/Admin `Patrick & MCF Moderator's
Thanks, Administrator `Patrick,
(Our MCF High Commander)
It is so difficult to
smile in today's economic times A few smile are better then none @ `all
4-SureThe best way 2 smile is to own & be driving the AweSome
Chevrolet Monte Carlo
Thanks 4 our new long awaited vB Server
I'm happy 2 `be a Contributing Member to the best
forum on the WorldWide Web ~> 4-Sure
I'm happy 2 `be a Contributing Member to the best
forum on the WorldWide Web ~> 4-Sure
Great 2 C U online, and helping all those that are lost
in the MCF web `Space
in the MCF web `Space
Peace/Out from the kid from his `Space
Last edited by Space; 03-11-2009 at 12:24 PM. Reason: 2 say `Thanks : )